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squidrabies
I am a Care Bear.

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Uhh.. Hi. Sorry it took me two days. Wow, thanks for the win! It's sort of sad that I won a photoshop contest with an unaltered image from Google and MSpaint. Pretty ironic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry. Anyway, on the the new thing or whatever.

Okay. I'll just do a stream of consciousness thing here... uh.. figs. No, wait... El Dorado. No, that doesn't mean anything. Hang on... bucket... potty... people that start with V... anglo-saxon ingenuity... ****...

Okay, screw it. In honor of MSpaint(if this is allowed in a Photoshop contest), I would like to share with you kind people a game I made up one night at work when I was very bored. It's the most difficult game in the world. It's called "Abstract Noun Pictionary". The rules are simple. Draw a picture of an abstract noun, like love or respect.

Here is a definition:
"An abstract noun is a noun that refers to an idea, emotion, feeling, or quality that cannot be detected by the five senses (touch, taste, hearing, sight, smell).
Many abstract nouns are formed by adding noun-forming suffixes to adjectives, such as -ness and -ity in English, e.g. happiness, serenity. Other examples of abstract nouns in English include: beauty, bravery, deceit, history, size."

Simple. If you like, you can even use Photoshop to piece together images representing an abstract noun. You can't use letters or words or numbers. Anyone can give guesses for the submitted pictures. If a picture is guessed correctly, it will be placed in the winner's circle and I will choose the best correctly guessed submission. If nothing is guessed correctly, or nobody bothers to guess, I will ask the artists to give the answer and I will judge which most closely resembles the chosen abstract noun. I'll give you a week, week and half, whatever it takes. Multiple submissions are encouraged.

p.s. If doing an MSpaint contest in a Photoshop contest forum is taboo or something, I can think of something else. But I think it's pretty cool.

p.p.s. For you Mac users: I don't guess you have MSpaint.. does Mac have an equivalent? I have no idea. I guess either you're **** out of luck, or you'll make do. Sorry. You should have learned how to use a computer. (Anti-Mac barb. Forgive me.)

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WHEE! HA HA! OH BOY!

5-20-05 11:46pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I hope this one isn't too obvious.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-21-05 2:58pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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I hope this one isn't too obvious.

Asshole.

5-21-05 4:18pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Asshole.

I'll assume that's a ham-handed testament to my greatness.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-21-05 7:20pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Asshole.

I'll assume that's a ham-handed testament to my greatness.


Biped is awesome!

5-22-05 9:58am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I can only assume that my entry was so astoundingly great that everyone is leaving it unchallenged as a sign of their awe-stricken reverance.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-28-05 9:44pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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p.p.s. For you Mac users: I don't guess you have MSpaint.. does Mac have an equivalent? I have no idea. I guess either you're **** out of luck, or you'll make do. Sorry. You should have learned how to use a computer. (Anti-Mac barb. Forgive me.)

So, does that mean I can't enter at all? I guess I could use my PC, but I really hate MSPaint which is why I do all my image stuff on Photoshop. Which is on my Mac.

5-29-05 1:34pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Yeah, there's Adobe Illustrator, which for the low low price of $300 and 178.95 MB filespace, you can create beautiful vector art and other ms-painty art styles.

5-29-05 1:43pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Fuckin' A, for Adobe Illustrator.

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Poop.

5-29-05 11:59pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Hey, Rabid, you've seen that one gorgeous Ms-Paint pic, right? Man, that **** is just genius.

5-30-05 10:31am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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This?

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Poop.

5-30-05 8:41pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Uh huh. It's so pretty.

5-30-05 8:44pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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a drawing that i used mspaint to draw with alittle photophop bluring

Yeah, with a LOT of "photophop" you mean. He did this all with MSpaint like I have a fourteen-inch ****.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-30-05 9:08pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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You didn't specify real ****. He wins.

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Poop.

5-30-05 10:35pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Damn it. I always mess up when I forget to specify real ****.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-31-05 6:45am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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a drawing that i used mspaint to draw with alittle photophop bluring

Yeah, with a LOT of "photophop" you mean. He did this all with MSpaint like I have a fourteen-inch ****.


That's the meanest thing you've ever said.

5-31-05 9:32am (new)
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squidrabies
I am a Care Bear.

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Enough! Or maybe not nearly enough! Possums wins with HAM HANDS! I give up! 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29, 2029... the day MSpaint becomes SELF-AWARE! You will all rue this day! Exclamation point! Poink!

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WHEE! HA HA! OH BOY!

6-01-05 12:19am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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H-h... holy ****! Take that, Bipped!

6-01-05 8:45am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Well, I did supply the inspiration for it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

6-01-05 9:02am (new)
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