Young Robinson Crusoe by biped 5-31-05

Hey, aren't you Johnny Castaway, the famous screensaver star? Hmm-hmm-hmm...I sure am! Numina numina numina... Well, what the hell are you doing on MY island? GET OUTTA HERE! I can't. My raft crashed into a rock and I swam here. So hurry up and build another one. Or else I'll kill you and eat you. OR, I could teach you how to fish! Ever eat a boot? Mmm-mmm!

Young Robinson Crusoe 2 by biped 5-31-05

Mmm-boy! That was good! You know, sometimes I think the boot is the best part of the cow -- That tasted TERRIBLE! What the hell's the MATTER with you? Hey, I've been out here for twenty years, kid! Just wait -- before long, you'll start thinking old boots taste like filet mignon! What the hell's "filet mignon"? Err...umm...I don't know. Then SHUT UP!

Young Robinson Crusoe 3 by biped 5-31-05

Glad that idiot's gone -- hey, Friday! Where the hell have you been? I was hidin' behind the tree. I'm a-scared of strangers. Well, shoot! You coulda helped me overpower him, and we coulda had HUMAN MEAT for dinner! But -- that'd make us CANNIBALS! No better than the ones who try to kill and eat US! There you go again...always thinking you're better than someone else... Did you save me any boot? I like the heel the best. Mmm-mmm!

Young Robinson Crusoe 4 by biped 5-31-05

Wow, an alien! Are you here to abduct me? Yes, you are to be our next test subject. Yay! I'm finally gonna get off this crummy island! Oh no, we always put our test subjects back where we found them. WHAT? That STINKS! I wanna go HOME! Hey, what do I look like, a friggin' taxi?

Young Robinson Crusoe 5 by biped 5-31-05

Hey, what does this button do? NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT! YAAAAAAA!!! YAAAAAAA!!! Well, you blew up my spaceship! Happy now? I find your sudden misfortune somewhat gratifying, yes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Young Robinson Crusoe 6 by biped 5-31-05

These "cocoanuts" taste AWFUL! How do you eat this crap? Sorry, I'm all outta alien food! How about an old boot? Tastes like filet mignon! *smack* *smack* Hey, that IS good! Got any more? Nope! You'll just have to learn how to fish! Fish? You can FISH? Why don't you just eat FISH then -- DUMBASS! Because I -- huh?

Young Robinson Crusoe 7 by biped 5-31-05

Well, I'm back! Miss me? You IDIOT! We coulda been eatin' FISH all this time, instead of those stinkin' BOOTS! Fish? Hmm...I guess the guys who made the screensaver thought it would be funnier if I ate boots... WELL, THIS AIN'T NO DUMB SCREENSAVER, STUPID! HOW DO YOU KNOW? MAYBE IT IS! BECAUSE I DON'T THINK BOOTS TASTE BETTER THAN FISH, YOU BIG, FAT MORON!

Young Robinson Crusoe 8 by biped 5-31-05

Who's the hairy little disgusting guy? That's Johnny Castaway. He's the guy who taught me how to fish for boots. Oh? Well, I thought he looked pretty friggin' stupid. Hey, why don't you perform an anal probe on him? Why don't you SHUT UP? Why don't you MAKE ME?

Young Robinson Crusoe 9 by biped 5-31-05

Well, the alien's gone. I guess his friends came and got him. Why didn't they take us with them? They coulda dropped us off. Because the aliens are big, fat DICKS! THAT'S why! I guess we're stuck here, then. We'll probably die here. Oh, it's not so bad. At least we don't have to go to school. School? HEY! Maybe THAT'S why we're so freakin' STUPID!

Young Robinson Crusoe 10 by biped 5-31-05

LOOK! A SHIP! WE'RE SAVED! HOORAY! PRAISE THE LORD! Well, I'm gonna take Michael Jackson up on his offer and go live with him. I bet it'll be WALL-TO-WALL GIRLS 24/7! COOL! And I'M gonna change my name to GILLIGAN and start a whole new life as FIRST MATE on a TOURING BOAT! CRAP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And now, a word from the guys on the Guiness commercials: "BRILLIANT!!!"

Biped,turn the game console off right now!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE