This topic may have been done before but I like it so here it is. Band Names. Create a comic that uses at least one. Extra points for more than one reference if its done well. Try to avoid Britney Spears and the like.
Here is an example

Band AIDS by NastyPope 5-28-05

Somewhere in New Guinea You won't believe what I heard from Mapauu. What's that? That Amatapua converted to Catholicism. {GASP} You don't say? It's true. And he seemed like such a Fine Young Cannibal.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Oh, the winner will be announced July 1st. 2005

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I Haven't Won In Awhile. by crabby 6-21-05

I MEAN I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO DOCTOR!!! IM SO THIRSTY ITS JUST NOT HUMANE DADDIO! You do indeed have a serious problem and serious steps must be taken to handle this predicament. I'LL DRINK ANY LIQUIDS YOU GOT DOC! JUST GIVE ME SOME SIGN OF HOPE. sOMETHING TO INJECT IN ME SO I CAN SEE THE TRUTH BIG DADDY!!!! I can help you, but you must except this solution without thinking it through. You must let it seep into your soul. I ACCECPT ALL THESE STIPULATIONS CUZ!! JUST FILL ME UP WITH THE FLUIDS OF TRUTH!!!! Well THIRSTY BEATNIK, I offer you..........The Cure.

CC 286: Band Names by HCRoyall 6-22-05

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Aaaaiiieeeeee!! Wow. You really like Drowning Pool, huh? Who?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC286: Forget Gitmo by UnknownEric 6-22-05

Georgie, all of this public hand-wringing over Gitmo is giving us a bad image. What should we do, Dick? Well, I was thinking a change of names might do the place some good... Ooh, ooh, let's open it up for corporate sponsorship! Welcome to John Cougar Concentration Camp. Oh, fuck me.

And yes, Virginia, there is a band called John Cougar Concentration Camp...

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I has a flavor!

Wow, a quick start to some good entries.

A little update, if you do want to use a more obscure band name, please include a link to verify it as Unknown Eric did.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

See how many you can recognize!

CC 286: Midieval Brothel by not_Scyess 6-22-05

Welcome to the Gogol Bordello. We'll be with you shortly. What?! Do you know who I am? I'm Sir Thomas, Lord of Acid! I'm sorry. Sit down and drink an Everclear with a spoon, Blondie If you take too long I'll have you thrown into the firey furnaces, pigface! But I'm ready for him! I know this isn't the Taj Mahal, and he's not a prince, but I don't want to rush to war. Why can't I see him now? Because that's Tom, and Tom waits.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DIC: Darkness at Noone

Isn't Herman's Hermits an oxyomoron? I mean, if there's more than one together, they're not hermits. Shouldn't they be a solo act called Herman's Hermit?

by kaufman, 6-22-05

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Band Name Talk by possums 6-22-05

Mark, what did you do with the Pillows? I had them Baptised in Ice, Cutie Pie! MARK! The Black Mages will be here any minute, you big Meshuggah! Can't you just go out and buy some more with your Blood Money? I'm no Queen, Mark, and We're Poor! Our Country's economy blows! But... We're From Japan!

CC286: Get Frown with the Town by lima 6-22-05

woopdewoop! gopbblecrocka! rar the badgers! floobajooba! kill the penguins! woop? Oh my god! Its an Insane Clown Posse!

Awooga

cc286 by dcomposed 6-22-05

Give us all your money! I've been robbed by a bloodhound gang.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

cc286 by dcomposed 6-22-05

You guys are under arrest. But we weren't breaking the law. Looks like I got myself a couple of niggers with attitude.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

cc286 by dcomposed 6-22-05

what does Michael Jackson get when he watches Macaulay Culkin movies? Swollen members.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 286: a band on by NeoVid 6-22-05

Spare Change? Of course. There. Impressive change, isn't it?

You can find the band at spare-change.com

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC286 by cpausti 6-22-05

Hmm.. it's a good resume, but... But what? You should have used regular white paper. Not this weird off-white colored stuff. It's pink, Floyd.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

CC286: Band Names - (a) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Hey Stan, weren't you trying to get on with The Police Yes, but so far all I have gotten is a crappy job as a Night Ranger over at Linkin Park Too bad, I could use your help on this Slaughter case This is an easy one. It was apparently a group of Carpenters Interesting. You think they used some kind of Tool Look at the punture marks. They obviously used Nine Inch Nails

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC286: Band Names (b) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Listen up. I know you are the New Kids on the Block, but this is War, and you are Warriors But sir, this is Madness Shut it private. We are taking Front 242 and capturing those Damn Yankees, Dead or Alive Sir, we are on foot, and they have B-52's ! They already took out our Powerstation over on Cypress Hill Sure, they've got Love and Rockets, but we have a secret weapon... Anthrax He won't stop until there's nothing but Dead Kennedys

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC286: Band Names (c) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Hi, um I've never done this before. That's OK darling. Is your Tool nice and Firm? yeah baby, my Whitesnake wants to get into your Mudhoney I don't do anal. It gives me The Cramps Forget it. I'm in a Rush Can I just get my Nickelback Sorry sugar, no refunds when you make The Call to the House of Pain

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC286: Band Names (d) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

What an adorable little girl. Where's your mommy? My mommy is in the year 2213. She sent back to help you Me? Why? Because you are the last of a species. Off all the women on earth, there are only Four Non-Blondes Wow. So I guess you are my destiny? No. Mommy is. I'm just Destiny's Child

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC286: Band Names (e) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

I just need your Autograph on this citation, and your promise to get off the street. What're ya gonna do? Shoot me with your .38 Special? I don't want a Clash. I just hate to see Dixie Chicks out here turning a Cheap Trick on Skid Row I have a legit job as an Usher over at the Dream Theatre. But holding The Doors don't pay so good. So I gotta burn the Midnight Oil down here. But soliciting The Thompson Twins? They're just little Offspring I aint soliciting them Pixies.They's my Teenage Fan Club

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC286: Band Names (f) by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

November 23, 1997 whatcha doin, man? Reading the obituary for Michael Hutchence - he died last night That dude from INXS? What happened, did he eat some Poison? No. Seems he was engaging in autoerotic asphixyation, and cut off his Air Supply Bummer. Of all the Sonic Youth he seemed to be the least Extreme Apprently he was just another Outkast, full of Suicidal Tendancies

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

CC 286: Heaven 17 by niteowl 6-22-05

Welcome to the Church of Bad Religion. How can I help you, my son? I'm looking for a copy of the new Testament. This isn't a ministry. Faith, No More. Are the Sisters Of Mercy here then? Son, you have mistaken this for a real church. We are a Cult. Blue Oyster Cult, to be exact. Can I get a Godsmack at least?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 286: Band Names

This game is kinda lame. It would be better if it had a darker soundtrack to fit the storyline. Try putting it in Depeche Mode then.

by HCRoyall, 6-23-05

CC 286: Band Names by HCRoyall 6-23-05

Bowling For Soup made that girl go Toad the Wet Sprockett. If it weren't for her best friend Jamiroquai... She'd still be Fighting Gravity. Only by caring can you Eve 6 teen suicide! I'm never going to understand Australian TV...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 286: Band Names

Welcome to Los Lonely Boys Mexican Restaurant! May I take your order? I'd like an enchilada special with some extra Red Hot Chili Peppers.

by HCRoyall, 6-23-05

And that's the last one I'll post, I promise.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 286: Band Names by Ineluki 6-23-05

'Scuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the station? Nope. This is fucking hopeless Mohammed. We're never going to get there. Let's ask someone else. Who were those guys you were just speaking to? Oh, just a couple of "Lost Prophets"...