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ATTN: Spankling

EUROMILLIONS PRIZE CLEARANCE NOTICE

I am pleased to announce that you have been cleared for payment by the Guidance Committee of the EuroMillions lottery (E-mail edition).

Attached to this message is a scanned copy of the front part of your official EuroMillions prize certificate. The original copy of this certificate, together with a covering diplomatic document certifying that the money was obtained legally shall be mailed to you after you have completed your prize redemption.

Find below the information your require to continue with the remittance of your cash prize:

Accredited payout bank: DSB Bank of Netherlands

Support Center Relationship Manager: Michael Fields (UK Support Center)

Within the next 24-48 hours (i.e after your prize account becomes active), you shall be contacted via e-mail by Mr. Michael Fields with further information on how you can access your bank account and transfer your prize.

From this point on, all enquiries concerning your prize must be directed at Mr. Fields.

Congratulations!

Xavier deMoreausse,
For the EuroMillions Guidance Committee

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Make sure he isn't some wealthy Nigerian refugee in disguise!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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ATTN: Spankling

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That's a good point. If this were on the up-and-up, the notice would have at least addressed you as "Mr. Spankling".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I only have the one name. My parents were poor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It would be better if it was real money.

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Spankling !!!!!!!!!!!
Was it a scam at the end the Euromillions??? Cuz I've receive the same...but Mr Fields NEVER replied back...
I hope it's not a scam... but you never know...THANKS Waiting for an answer from you...bye dsm...

Spankling !!!!!!!!!!!
Was it a scam at the end the Euromillions??? Cuz I've receive the same...but Mr Fields NEVER replied back...
I hope it's not a scam... but you never know...THANKS Waiting for an answer from you...bye dsm...

In actuality, the Euro is just a souped-up dollar. It's worth more, but it's still a complete piece of shit. But that's another rant.

I reported the thing as fraud after I sent this...

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There are so many simple things a bank that wanted to help its reputation would do differently from what this is doing. For example...

Why are www.dsbenglish.com and the "secure" server it sends me to, www.greyhoundcourier.org both registered to people using yahoo email addresses (Andy Ranes at lipadoor44@yahoo.com and anabel_simpson@yahoo.com respectively) while other banks (www.bankofamerica.com for example) are registered using their own email address (Domain.Administrator@BankofAmerica.com)?

And why doesn�t the main DSB Bank site (www.dsbbank.nl/) make any reference to your dsbenglish.com site? That has the email contact of domeinen@dsbinternet.nl. That at least seems believable.

And why is the "secure" server using http instead of https? Even my email uses https.

You can't blame me for being suspicious. Who wouldn't be?

Spanky

-----Original Message-----
From: michael.fields@dsbenglish.com [mailto:michael.fields@dsbenglish.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2005 1:07 PM
To: Spankling
Subject: Re: Lottery Prize Bank Account Information (EuroMillions Lottery)

If you permit me, I must say you seem very eager give this bank a bad name. What bank does not issue cheques? What you ought to have asked yourself is how do you send a check of 1,000,000 Euros? Airmail? (very funny) Obviously this is simply not a sensible option. The insurance cover alone would run into something close to 20,000 Euros. This, of course, is minus dedicated delivery and everything else involved.

I'm afraid, my good sir, that sending a check is DEFINITELY not a wise option.

The only other options open are for you to present yourself in person at our offshore payment center in the Netherlands to receive your cash prize. If you would rather use this option, please send an e-mail stating so and you shall be given further instructions.

M. Fields
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Then I ended up getting a lot more spam than usual. Go figure.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow they don't give up eh

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I dumb :D

So it was you! I remember you. Now I do not really care about leaving messages on sites like these cos I don't really have that much time to waste (you know, always got my hands full with people being scammed). Y'all don't take it personal, its a way of life for us here (just like slave trade was for y'all back then).

Anyway and AMAZINGLY I also run an anti-419 campaign organisation in Nigeria too and really love to hear the views of people like you.

And Zaster, how the hell was I to know if Spankling is a Mr. or Mrs (think before you post, friend!)???

Kind Regards
419 guy :D

A point of correction: We are after your money not your bank info. Bank info is Indian territory. Bet y'all never knew THAT!

p.s: my sites were shut down but I have like a million backups. You cant blame me!

p.s.s: dsm if you give me your ticket numbers I may be able to help you find out if your prize is still there, hee hee.

said the poser

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Bank info is Indian territory.

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Dang! Sorry, spelled that word wrongly. I meant soljers. Pardon my French.

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