the Holy Family (1) by little_kitty 7-26-05

Its the family that everyone loves... the Holy Family! Meet dad... the single father trying to save an entire planet by sacrificing his only son!

The Holy Family (2) by little_kitty 7-26-05

and the Son, who tries to thwart his Father's sacrificing! Yeah, I'm a badass. How would you like to have your bling as a cross? And the obligatory female who thinks she's a "real character" in their life. Oh, I'm not a major character. I just GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS.

The Holy Family (3) by little_kitty 7-26-05

Today, on The Holy Family... Jesus... I heard from your teachers that you were getting the kids at school drunk again. But Dad, I was just doing what you told me! Jesus, you can't turn every water fountain into a wine fountain in a primary school! I thought alcoholism was a pretty cool trick for their age!

The Holy Family (4) by little_kitty 7-26-05

Honey, we need some bread and fish. Can you go to the grocery store and get some? Oh no... Remember what happened last time? Mr. Holy Father to the customer service desk. Holy Father to Customer service. Yes? What can I do for you? We found your son breaking bread and giving out wine to all our customers. That'll be $51.40 JESUS!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Man, this show didn't even make it into the first season. Your best bet is to have the Fonz jump over a shark on his motorbike.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Fresher than the Old Testament.

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Dad was flammable

That silly Holy Family!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.