Hi, my name is Zilla, and this is my first attempt at a StripCreator series. Any input is appreciated...

To Serve Robot-Kind...? by ZMannZilla 7-29-05

Excuse me, miss... Could I please get two Labatts and a shot of Goldschlager? Take a hike, robo-scum. We don't serve your kind here. Two Years Later... Okee-dokee... Slave #A23-TK421, we're gonna put you to work in the ebola mines, shoveling some nice big piles of... hey, don't I know you from somewhere...?

To Serve Robot-Kind #2 by ZMannZilla 7-29-05

Greetings, Slave #A23-TK421! Today you'll be assigned to the soylent green processing plant! Hope you brought gloves! Yeah, about that, uh... Our nation's Constitution clearly prohibits slavery. What you're doing is unconstitutional. Plus, nobody voted for you, OR your stupid little "robot apocalypse", so buzz off, I ain't going. A Few Minutes Later... ...and with good behavior, you could have your eyes back in as little as three months! Now, are there any questions? Yeah... Next time, could you just kill me please?

To Serve Robot-Kind #6 by ZMannZilla 7-29-05

Somewhere In Coal Mine #E2-47T... Hey, BrianTron! I just decided to stop by the ol' coal mine and see how you're doing... How am I DOING?! How do you THINK I'm doing!! That last batch of human slaves you sent me were utter CRAP! How so...? The smaller ones wouldn't stop crying, the largest of them can't even crush a boulder with his hands, and I swear they're planning a revolt! *snicker* Did you say the humans were revolting...? BobTron, seriously, not even RetardoTron would laugh at that punchline...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

"He likes it! Hey Mikey!"

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what if nigger meant kite

You just joined and already a donor has done a tribute comic. You are to be applauded, young Padawan.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Today, the series that I started with my very first comic turns #100.  I felt it appropriate that I post it in my very first thread.

To Serve Robot-Kind #100 by ZMannZilla 1-25-11

BobTron Accuses BrianTron Of Stealing His BabyTartsâ„¢... You are the only robot I know that still eats BabyTartsâ„¢. I mean, c'mon, we're ROBOTS! We don't even NEED to eat! Let's just say it's kind of an ethnic traditional family thing and leave it at that, okay? Your FAMILY is why you indulge in stuffing animatronic clone-meat androids that resemble human larvae into your mouth? C'mon! LeaderTron does NOT eat BabyTartsâ„¢! No, he doesn't, but he's just my father-in-law. My dad was um... well... promise you won't spread this around the office but... We're from Maryland, and... O my glitch... Bobtron... are you descended from one of the original EATR robots? Got it in one.

Here's a link that will better explain the punchline, if you aren't familiar with what an EATR is:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/military-eatr-robot-could_n_233418.html

And here's one from the company that makes them:

http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR

Happy 100, TSRK.  Of all of my comic series, you were my first.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."