It's All About the Kids by Splunge 8-05-05

Allahu akbar, Achmed. I have the explosives. Alhamdulillah, Abdullah. And I have made the vest to place them in. Let me get this straight, I have risked my life purchasing explosives in the Land of the Great Satan. And you have been sewing a vest? Well, my greatest friend and brother under Allah. I wanted it to fit you properly. Fit me? What the fuck? Hey I have daughters to feed. While they are useless, they do need a daddy. Oh, and I made a vest for your fine son as well...

You Have to have a View of Things by Splunge 8-05-05

So you are saying that I will blow myself up. And my son will blow himself up. And you will live? Yes, my friend, I will suffer in my life here in the Land of the Great Satan. That does not sound like suffering to me. Well, you will be in heaven with 72 virgins. And I will be here with my many daughters. All of whom are useless as you know. Well, when you put it that way. Good, get yourself and your son into the exploding vests and get going. The View is on soon, and I have margaritas in the blender.

Perspective is Everything by Splunge 8-05-05

On The View today, what do women really want. With our special guest, Doctor Phil. Oh, by Allah, I love him! We interrupt The View for this breaking news flash.... Two terrorist bombers set off explosives in the New York city subway. It was in the 145th street subway station in Harlem. A station closed due to budget cuts. So the only ones killed were the terrorists. Fuck this shit, get back to the damn program, bitch!

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I'll probably get some shit for this one...

This is Not the Comic You Were Thinking It Was by Splunge 8-05-05

I am back, Abdullah. How the fuck??!!?? I mean, it is good Achmed. How do you return? You are not blown up? No. My son and I placed our vests upon black people sleeping in the abandoned station. So you wasted the explosives? Well, you could look at it that way. But I like to think of it as a test run. Good thinking, Achmed. Then you will love the new suit I have made for you. And of course your son. May Allah bless you both. In Heaven, of course...

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I'll probably get some shit for this one...

This is Not the Comic You Were Thinking It Was by Splunge 8-05-05

I am back, Abdullah. How the fuck??!!?? I mean, it is good Achmed. How do you return? You are not blown up? No. My son and I placed our vests upon black people sleeping in the abandoned station. So you wasted the explosives? Well, you could look at it that way. But I like to think of it as a test run. Good thinking, Achmed. Then you will love the new suit I have made for you. And of course your son. May Allah bless you both. In Heaven, of course...

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You're right man. That strip just isn't me. Should I delete it?

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delete it are you crazy? it had the word nigger in it!

'test run' was much funnier though. if you do decide to delete, you should edit the original and delete the Revisionist History so the series is still in order in this thread

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what if nigger meant kite

Done. And since I did that I deleted the rest of the lame stuff.

Boy did that fuck up this thread. :)

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I think these comics are funny, and that reading them has made me a better person.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That would make you Mr. Wonderfuller.

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