Looking through my comics I don't remeber if i posted these. Yes i know the last one sucks really bad, don't remind me, I lose inpriration really fast like an ADHD kid in school.

Things to do before you die #1 by flipynif1 3-21-05

Senior citizens are lonely people...Why don't you read to one Ok Old Lady, Here's a story that you can rest in peace to...He slowly slid his... Whoever you are I don't want any...*slams door* If they seem a little resistant to let you read to them, pretend to be a salesman.. *knock knock* THIS IS PHIL MACRACKIN FROM HOME HARDWARE, HERE TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE! GO AWAY! If that still doesn't work, force your way in, seniors are old and easily overpowered OK Where was I before I was so RUDELY interrupted...he slowly slid his..

Things to do before you die #2 by flipynif1 3-21-05

Try to reunite someone with a long lost family member! WAAAAAAH WHERE IS MY DADDY!! *Sniffle* I know where he is! Let's go! Hmm, the map says about here, let me get my shovel, Your dadda will be right here! What is this place? I'm Scared! SON! Come here and give Daddy a big kiss !!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Things to do before you die #3 by flipynif1 3-22-05

Go to places filled with people that would be considered a little "dodgy" and make fun of them. Welcome to da Godfatha's, Da special of da night is a nice spicy fettucinni.. *talking like Marlon Brando* I'll make you an ulcer you can't refuse. Hey SATAN, you're a fag! HOW DARE YOU!! *sniffle*..Fine I won't be your friend...YOU CAN'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY!! This place was too scary, even for me

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I dumb :D

i just tossed this one in.. for some reason I could not make it work like I wanted...

Candy Goodness REvised by flipynif1 8-13-05

Sigh, another year gone by. 365 more days until "Trick or Treat" echoes through the night, the hopes and dreams of children for a good haul.... Hrmpph ...dressed up Pediphiles waiting in dark alleys luring in children with treats with hopes and dreams of a good haul grunt While the other ones SULK because no one wanted to sit on his lap. sigh

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I dumb :D

Another one of crap

Chatanooga Chew Chew by flipynif1 8-13-05

What happened to your new shoes Roy? Some Gul Durn cat ate em up! Oh No! I'll find this fiend! I really liked those shoes *sob* o/^ Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? o/^ *KACK*

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I dumb :D

i liked 'Things to do before you die #2'

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what if nigger meant kite