Ok.... so I'm going to Iraq in a few days. I started the site out there and plan on continuing on doing so. What I DON'T know though, is how often I'll get to post. If all goes right I'll get ample time and continue to ruin your days with my inane blathering and inconsistent humor. I'm gonna throw most of my comics into this post so if I go a long time without posting you'll have a bank of comics from me... which makes no sense.. cos if you want to see what I've made you could just go to my profile and read them all... buuuuttt... I dunno.. I'll tell you what. You all should think up a theme for this forum. Anyways... -- red

OMG TEH JUJY!!!11 by RedfeatheR 8-24-05

Ok... some Jujyfruits... and what else will you be hav-- JUJYFRUIT!!! yes but what ELSE do you wa- JUJYFRUIT!!!

Shit it and forget it. THAT's what I always say by RedfeatheR 8-24-05

I mean... I love Linkin Park and all, but what are we going to listen to when we're, like, 70? Yeah, I've been wondering about that too. Like, will we listen to that stuff over the intercomm at the old folks homes? I just can't imagine that... I can... August 24, 2055 at any nearby nursing home I WON'T BE IGNORED!!! Give it up Agnis. They can't hear you... Just throw your diaper into the corner

Quality Time VII by RedfeatheR 8-24-05

THAT'S IT!!! You're grounded for ETERNITY!!! How long is that? Imagine a ball of TITANIUM the size of the EARTH. Then imagine a DOVE, that, once every MILLION years flies past the ball, tipping its wing tenderly upon the ball’s surface… …when that BALL is DUST you can leave your room… Now go change your pants and get to bed

From Behind Bars by RedfeatheR 8-24-05

What are you in for? Because if I come out my Dad will not speak to me anymore AWW, Nonsense! He would be proud of you because you did your time and came out wiser and with a lesson learned You seem so very understanding What's your sign?

Ed's Knife's Edge VI : Embryo A-no-no by RedfeatheR 8-25-05

what do you mean the condom broke... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMDOM BROKE?! this is no good ... ... ...I hate eggs...

McButchers VIII by RedfeatheR 8-25-05

Do I have... hmm yes... hmm.. and it's a valid question... hmm... and funny too... hmm hmm hmm hm NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING WEEDBURGERS

OMG TEH JUJY!!!11 and McButchers VIII cracked me up to no end

no end i tell you!

put that in your little space boots and smoke it

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Wayne, WAN and the two man band by RedfeatheR 8-26-05

YEEEyahh WH00P WH00P!! WH00P WH00P!! muthafuckin' WH00P WH00P!!

Teddy Grahams Graham Snacks +Fierce Grape Gatorade @ 3:35 AM by RedfeatheR 8-26-05

BOW wOW. bADDA dA DAA DA DA da da DUh badda dA BadDA DA duH DUH DAH! stopit WANNA Woww WAnAA nuh nuh nuh wanna nuh nuh nuhnuhnuh NA nuhnuhnuh NA nuhnuhnuhNA! DUH DUh du do do do du do do do duh dododo DAH! please stopit NEneNEneNENne ENNEENNENENe NNENen ne EN en EN eN EneNENeen Ene NE en ENe NE ne EN en EN en ENeEEneN Ene NE ne ENne N enE Ne NE ne NE Ne NAW STOP IT!! STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!! THAT FUCKING RACKITT AHHHHHH I'M PISSING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW! I'M PISSING MY PANTS AND YOU WON'T STOP PLAYING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

first batch was better imo

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note the " @ 3:35 AM " portion of the last comic... I couldn't sleep for shit. I'm sorry. -- red

P.S. I'm not sorry

P.S.S. (insert laugh here)

Fatality by Fishllashio by RedfeatheR 8-27-05

**BOOM BOOM BOOM** WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!! OH NO! Who is it Doug? *BOOM BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP YOU SICK BASTURD!!! They've found me out! Found out what? I don't understand?! What's? TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!? *BOOM BOOM BOOM* YOU'RE GONNA BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TONIGHT DOUGY-BOY It's not what you think... c.c.cc....c..cc...c. ..you sonofabitch... ...get the hell out...

Stop beeing a dick

LOOK! For the LAST time that's not your penis bulging in you pocket! There's no way it's that big! YES, it most certainly IS, because I have a BONER

by RedfeatheR, 8-27-05

Nature's not Natural by RedfeatheR 8-27-05

why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on STOP WATCHING ME PEE!!! why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on why am i turned on Holy shit that's so gross

Smite be a bad idea by RedfeatheR 8-27-05

uummm... I DON'T think that GOD'S gonna like a LASER pulled on him WOAH! %$^ (^&#^) )@@!!! $%!^%&#!!! "Next..." Go ahead man. Go to hell... ...hey but if it WORKS lemme borrow that thingy. I died playing BASEBALL with BABY DOG fetuses

You know what the say about big shoes... by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

...same thing that they should start saying about long necks...

these were FUNtastic!

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I forgot to read the comics before I posted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wayne, WAN and the two man band II by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

I need $53 to pick up some clothes from alterations I only have $619 ...can I-- NOOOO! That was rude Oh, I'm sorry... no THANK you

Wayne, WAN and the two man band III by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

I'm gay ...but not for you THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER!!!

Wayne, WAN and the two man band IV by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Am I beautiful? Havn't you heard that one Christina Aguilera song? I think she is a lesbian She kissed Madonna at the VMAs that one year Get the hell out of town! So did Brittany Spears!!! mothafuckin' SCANDALOUS!!!

Wayne, WAN and the two man band V by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

It's bright outside And yet you're still GAY and long for your father's acceptance EVEN THOUGH he will never EVER give it , much LESS love you God it's fucking bright out

Wayne, WAN and the two man band VI by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

I got us a gig for tomorrow night effing ROCK! But they think our band name will not attract a crowd Of COURSE it DOESN'T!!! It might as well be, "Wayne & WAN !5 teh suxX0rz! I CAN HEAR THEM ALL NOW!!! "I will fuxX0r j00 up, then j00 will phj34r me!" Are our fans suddenly l337? SHIT THE FUCK UP YOU JIZZGARGLER!!!

Spaceship pushed in by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Dude we're ON A REAL LIFE SPACESHIP!!! I am so STOKED!!! What does THIS button do? Did you say you were POKED? ITOLDYOUTHAT WASJUSTADREAM!!!

He killed them... and he liked it... ALOT!!! by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

..n.nn...no... BOTH of them? yes... I'm afraid so... ...but you know what they say... Two for me... none for you... ...basterd... you owe me a twix

Greg Thompson's Erocktica Live! Sex, Sweat & Rock 'n' Roll by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Every porpoise has a purpose Every goat will stand and gloat Ab-out how he's such a gloomy gus AND HIS PENIS WILL TEH BLOOOOOOAT!!!! nice finish It came from the heart

I think it's lunchtime... We have a winner! I bent my Wookie by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

FUCKING CHECK YOUR OWN FUCKING-- --mate you fucking.... shit

Dithpicably Detained due to Death by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

you know... even though he said, "I say it’s duck season... And I say fire"... doesn't mean-- I KNOW............. ......... i know

Well! Here I go into the desert for the second and last time... I'll be in Iraq 'till aboot April. I'm going to try my hardest to keep up with this site. I'm not sure what type of connection I’m going to have over there so who knows. I WOULD like feedback on anything I do including the comics I've already posted here. If my loggins are few and far between I'd like to be about to read substantial comments on my posts. It's like letters from home actually. I know it's a lot to ask but know that I'll appreciate every single comment. My email is RedfeatheRfilms@yahoo.com or if you want to comment about my music write bleedingobsession@gmail.com. Thanks for being such fast friends. HOPEFULLY I'll get on, like, every day. Who knows?

-- red

Dig yourself a dream by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Thank you for helping my with my landscaping Tobor. You've been an outstanding shining example of how any old TOBOR can turn into a model citizen. thankyou Now for your reward... Let me see what I have here... hhmmm this should be enough for one of the cornholes you're always raving about Ah, yes! A nice nickel for the young man... Go buy a kernel of corn and plant it in a hole. Have patience TOBOR.... And what do we say? THANKYOU!!!

Insanity Lunacy Madness Dementia, thy name is pumpkin by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

That pumpkin is ALIVE I tell you! and it's gonna move again I just KNOW it... *nudge* AH HA!!! That was just the wind!! Lucky for YOU, my little friend... lucky for you...

My next comic will be #200... I'm going to do it in Iraq... I hope it will be good. My #100 was a bust... see...

2 Mildstones by RedfeatheR 4-01-05

This is my 100th Comic On my one year Stripcreator anniversary So I'll do something that I swore I'd never do Make a default character comic I also passed two small kidney stones Sweet Jesus!

Finally! Someone who fully understands why I hate the Army! And you make funny comics to boot!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

these two were especially great

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HERE IT IS!!! THE BIG DISAPOINTMENT!!!

#200

Live from New Orleans - Comic #200 by RedfeatheR 9-06-05

We take you now live to New Orleans for a up close and personal update from Stone... Stone? Thank you, Tom The scene is that of chaos and mayham. This city ripped to shreads... people raping, looting and killing... The only place these people can find solice is in Houston. The Texans have helped these people find and regain the pride they have been without for a long while. Live from New Orleans at the Super Bowl Houston - 3, New Orleans 28

HERE IT IS!!! THE BIG DISAPOINTMENT!!!

#200

Live from New Orleans - Comic #200 by RedfeatheR 9-06-05

We take you now live to New Orleans for a up close and personal update from Stone... Stone? Thank you, Tom The scene is that of chaos and mayham. This city ripped to shreads... people raping, looting and killing... The only place these people can find solice is in Houston. The Texans have helped these people find and regain the pride they have been without for a long while. Live from New Orleans at the Super Bowl Houston - 3, New Orleans 28

thats probbly my favorite New Orleans comic so far. you should post it over here

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Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 9-08-05

I hear you got out of that Pre- Primary Leadership Course. It was a waste of time for them to give me the class. I won't be staying in long enough to get promoted, so the course is redundant. I'm going to give you a counseling statement for your demoralizing comments before you left. I said something more demoralizing than your treatment of us? Keep digging your hole, soldier.