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trogo
You are the wind between my cheeks
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ok well this is my 3rd attempt to make someone crack a smile
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| you suck, i hope you die a trillion times and burn in hell and have AIDS infested underwear rubbed in your nose | |
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| i didnt know people got so worked up in the forum reviews | |
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| if you think you can waltz on here and make a comic, you are mistaken you peice of dog shit, fuck you for trying! | |
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| i wonder the caliber of comics these reviewers are making... | |
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upon inspection of the reviewers comics:
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| what the shit is this? i havent been at my computer for days? | |
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| you have 459 instant messages | |
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| doesnt my status say away? | |
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| well you could be away, but you could also have just set your status to away | |
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| even if that is the case, why are these people still talking to me? either way im not going to respond | |
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| tell your mom to stop complaining about her asthma or else your gunna give an instant message to her colon from your boot | |
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| ok, its very simple. all i need you to do is open this media file without taking three years | |
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| how about i shine your shoes while im at it? | |
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| dont give me lip, i'll throw you back in the trash where i found you | |
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| maybe id be happier with the seagulls and drunken indians | |
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| ok then, how about email? can i check my email without crashing the system | |
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| that really depends, how much money do you have? | |
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| You cheap camping motherless bastard! shit im so mad i soiled myself | |
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| maybe you should take a break from these FPS games | |
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| well you've been playing for 9 hours now, and honsetly, you are starting to stink and you need to cut your fingernails, i feel like im being prodded | |
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| im not wearing this catheter for nothing, now load the next level, bitch! | |
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| allow me to introduce my new state of the art computer, so powerful it eats kittens!! | |
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| so obidiant and great, i can't even gaze upon its marvellous wonder | |
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| I REQUIRE FRESH GOATS BLOOD, I MUST TASTE FLESH | |
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| the babes are gunna be so turned on when they see this they'll spray their pants! | |
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| ...seriously man, some goats blood. or a glass of water, whatever is easiest | |
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