Pink Pixie Forecast by Battleganz2 5-12-04

This is channel 34 News at 10:00. And now for the Weather This forcast is totally fucked up man! No kidding, when that warm front hits we are totally FUCKED!!! Holy Shit!! Do you see those fucking clouds?!?Holy Shit!!! Puddles so fucking deep, you'll drown God Damnit!!!Look at that pink shit flowing in from the North. 'You see that shit mann!?!

Pink Pixie Forecast#3 by Battleganz2 5-12-04

Overall, today's weather shouldn't be nearly as Fucked up as last week's. Look at the fucking beautiful sky. Ahha not a storm in sight. Just beauti- Holy Shit! What the fuck is that?! Oh my sweet GoD?!? Hey, calm down. We accidentally plugged in an old Stallone Flick...jackass

Pink Pixie forecast#2 by Battleganz2 5-12-04

And now back to channel 3d News at 10:00 In other news...Ahem...Excuse me, Brian. Brian. Brian! Plug your hole you Shithead. Hey! Hey! Fuck you lady! FUUCK YOOU!!Take a look at that Mother Fucking Shit Storm and then talk back! Cut!CuT! Both of you come over here and Lick my ass right now! I'm the only prick on this show who gets to curse!!!Karl, cut to the fucking Bush Economic speach already!!

Pink Pixie Forecast#5 by Battleganz2 5-14-04

And now we go to Brian with your weekly forecast Seriosly Brian, is something wrong with you?

That first one was really funny. You should have stopped there while you were ahead. ...But I do love that first one.

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I'll start posting some new ones too. These are rather recycled.

You get the same news I do.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

i liked them all except for 'Pink Pixie forecast # 2'

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