I'm back from leave, so you can now get back to ignoring my mediocre comics. Like these!

The Welcome wasn't as warm as expected... by HCRoyall 8-26-05

I'm back! Did you miss me? No. Can't talk. T.V. Vote for your American Idol now!

Cowboy Parlor Tricks by HCRoyall 8-27-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said, "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! And for my next trick, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my hat! What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR HENSHAW!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

its been a quiet lonely place here without the sounds of me sodomizing you mercilessly

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what if nigger meant kite

Speaking of sodomy (in the metaphorical sense), here's something for you!

Why I REALLY Hate The Army by HCRoyall 8-29-05

Well, I'm back from R&R. Someone trashed your area in the barracks while you were gone. What?! And I had to clean it up, so if it happens again I'm recommending you for extra duty. Wait, that doesn't make any sense at all! I could always give you extra duty right now...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i told you you should have joined the Power Rangers instead

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what if nigger meant kite

I gave up on that after pink was no longer a color option.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your Categories Are... by HCRoyall 8-29-05

There are three types of Stripcreators: The Bad, who range from horrible to barely mediocre, like myself... What if nigger meant... ...the Good, which encompasses the majority of donors and is mostly composed of those who have been here a good while... My cat's theories on space-time are a purr-fect example of fuzzy logic... ...and then there are the fucks... RAPP!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

did you just call me 'horrible to barely mediocre'?

score!

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what if nigger meant kite

I would have put you in the "Dear God why won't they stop making comics?!" category, but there's only three panels.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Justifiable Homicide

I wish my boyfriend was just like you.

by HCRoyall, 8-31-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you can always do a series

oops

what i meant to say was: you, sir, are carbonated spunk

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what if nigger meant kite