In the fine True Tales tradition. Here's one from my tenure at Kinko's in NYC.

True tales from Kinko's: 1991 by FinnNYC 8-30-05

Welcome to Kinko's, can I help you? Yes, can you make me some color copies of this old photo of my father? Sure, that'll be just a few minutes. Oh, and could you make the copy from a bit lower so you can see more of his face under the brim of his hat? ... ... you do understand this is a two dimentional photograph right? ... just a little lower, y' know, so you can see more of his face.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

True tales from Kinko's: 1996 by FinnNYC 8-30-05

Welcome to Kinko's Can I help you? Yea, I just need to use the restroom thanks. It's right around on the left.. right there. That was quick, is there a problem? The person currently using the bathroom is either furiously masturbating or attacking the toilet with intent to kill.

Any feedback?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

One time I went to a Kinkos really drunk and while leaning on the counter, it collapsed. The manager came running over and I said to him, "I won't destroy your store for a dollar."

While I'm sure I'm not the only person who's been thrown out of a Kinkos for drunken, disorderly conduct, I'd like to think I am.

i liked them though the first made me lose what little hope i had left in mankind

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what if nigger meant kite