The Shut-Up Dude by biped 8-30-05

Say...aren't you "The Shut-Up Dude"? No, no...the emphasis is on the word "up", as in "shut UP." I'm the "Shut-UP Dude." Oh, I see. Well -- SHUT UP!!! Uhh...now, look... You can't say anything else now. You've been officially "shut-upped."

The Shut-Up Dude 2 by biped 8-30-05

Excuse me, young man. Could you tell me -- SHUT UP!!! My child, I would be happy to hear your confe -- SHUT UP!!! Woof! Woo -- SHUT UP!!!

The Shut-Up Dude 3 by biped 8-30-05

Well, it's about TIME you got home, young man! You're almost late for -- SHUT UP!!! Ed, I think you should have a word with Bobby. This "Shut-Up Dude" thing is really getting out of hand. I'll take care of it. Son, your mother has expressed to me her deep concern -- SHUT UP!!!

The Shut-Up Dude 4 by biped 8-30-05

That night, Bobby's dreams are filled with the most wonderful shut-ups... My fellow Americans, as President of this great -- SHUT UP!!! BWAAAH! I'M ROSIE O'DONNELL, TELLIN' ALLA YOUSE TA "DO WHAT I SAY, NOT WHAT I -- " SHUT UP!!! I'm sorry, Bobby, but you simply can't have a fully-automatic, armor-piercing -- SHUT UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Shut-Up Dude 5 by biped 8-30-05

Next day, at school... SHUT UP!!! GAAAAAA!!! THAT DOES IT!!! I'M SENDING YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!!! Well, Bobby... you've developed into quite the disciplinary problem, haven't you? I'm afraid I -- Mr. Bellend, if you would...please tune your television set to channel 59 tonight at exactly 9:04 p.m., central standard time. "SHUT UP!!!" WHY, YOU LITTLE...!!!

The Shut-Up Dude 6 by biped 8-30-05

Uh, I wouldn't go in there right now if I were you, kid. Those leaking gas fumes are highly -- SHUT UP!!! Normally, I would've felt really bad about this. But lately...well, the little bastard deserved it. SHUT UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quite enjoyable

yes indeed

putting the emphasis on UP made it for me

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what if nigger meant kite

I was hoping that would be the "hook."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.