Despite a major American city being erased from existence and a chief justice dying all in the span of a few days, it's comforting to know that I can still get my Natalee Holloway fix. What's the latest development? Is she still missing? Oh. Okay. Just checking. This is a story that affects all Americans and I applaud your efforts to keep us informed of the very latest (are you sure she's still missing?). Anyway, I saw you guys interviewing a homeless black person at the Superdome today, and he said he was very worried about her too. In between pleading for food and water, he mentioned the sleepless nights he had endured in the superdome as he cried about poor Natalee Holloway. Or maybe it was about his own missing daughter. I forget. Anyway, please send his love and my love to those Dutch dipshits who killed her and in doing so subjected us to months of mind-numbing and ultimately irrelevant coverage about a rich, missing white girl. Thank you! And keep up the good work!!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Natalee Holloway is a saint!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Ahhh... I'm just kidding.

I do agree with this bullshit media. This stuff going on in New Orleans is horrible... They're saying they might not even rebuild the city or something. What is that!?

If they don't rebuild the city, I hope Natalee Holloway's ghost haunts the news media forever. New Orleans gave us witch doctors, creole culture, Jazz funerals, jambalaya, mardigras, 'Girls Gone Wild', 'Angel Heart' and Gambit. What the fuck did that useless Holloway bitch ever give to society, except drunken hummers and four months of repititive, tabloid news special?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

She's probably giving Cuban militants hummers in the back of jeeps.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

or jeeps in the backs of hummers.

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Dad was flammable

Just so you know, Terry Shiavo is still dead as well.

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Poop.