The marketing campaign for new Banana-flavored Doublemint scores highly with the college-age male demographic.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

BEST... LIMBO PARTY... EVA!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Young Eddie looked on in awe as a mother regurgitates food to her young.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

while they weren't exactly what he'd ordered, Jimmy was convinced that his Mail-Order Conjoined Twins were going to be worth every penny.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Bob wasn't so sure he wanted a blowjob from those two when he couldn't find anything left of his buddy John...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

... But as you know, in the end, Susan Olsen won the job.

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What you can't see is that one of the girls has a mouth full of banana peel...

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"Now just hold it like that and I'll karate chop it apart! Man, this is gonna be so cool."

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I has a flavor!

'now the keeping your eyes closed part is important ladies,' he said, gently removing the banana and whipping out his dick

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what if nigger meant kite

John laughed at his sisters and tried to show them how the banana-shaped cell phone is supposed to be used.

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Dad was flammable

Good guesses, everyone. It's actually a photo of Shank auditioning potential prom dates.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

John then wish he had an oversized, crescent moon-shaped cockhead. Then he realized how hard it would be to urinate. He didn't care.

Chiquita steps up its advertising campaign.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I read an interesting article about bananas. What we think of as a banana, as in that picture, is a cavendish.
And all cavendishes are clones of each other. So if a fungus hits one of them, they all get it, and yes we have no bananas, until they come up with another variety years later.
www.tierramerica.net/2003/0223/iacentos.shtml
www.afrol.com/News2003/afr001_bananas.htm

That would be a hot photo, but there are some girls in the way.

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WHOA!thought the young man . it looks like they're sucking a cock!

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