When people tell me to shut up, I shit on their shut-ups.

My epitaph: "He shit on people's shut-ups."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I shit on peoples toilets, then tell their shutups to sit on my shit and STAY THERE for a time out.

The I sneakily flush the toilet..

VOILA!! NO MORE SHUTUPS!

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I dumb :D

Do you shit when you do sit-ups?

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What others say about boorite!

I do shit-ups. It combines exercise with going to the bathroom.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Highlights from the "shit happens" list:

1984: SHIT IS FOOD

Church of Scientology: If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.

Creation Science: Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C.

Dyslexia: This happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Happens Happens Shit Shit.

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock! Knock! "Shit happens!"

Surrealism: Fish.

Taoism: Shit happens.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

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What others say about boorite!

I spit on your floor, I piss on your spit, I shit on your piss, I fart on your shit, I laugh at your fart. We are friends again.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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