Children's books need some spicing up, I think. Create a new version of a favorite children's book cover or scene, or make up a new book one of your own.

We're talking illustrated infant - 5 year old's books here. Cat In The Hat, My Pet Goat, Sally, Dick and Jane, etc.

Extra points if you have the cojones to write and illustrate a tome of 5 pages or more.

Judging in about a week.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Doesn't count, as I made this last year for enother site, but hey, it fits, so I'm posting it...

I'll ponder some original ideas...

Actually, I just thought of a really good, really wrong one...

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Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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what if nigger meant kite

Come on people, you can do better than that. I know what lurks in your sick, twisted minds.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I have the originals for mine, but I haven't had time to chop them together.

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I actually made this about 2 months ago, and it's very crude, but it still applies.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/joshw/liljon.jpg[/IMG]

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what if nigger meant kite

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I actually made this about 2 months ago, and it's very crude, but it still applies.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/joshw/liljon.jpg[/IMG]

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Here it is, finally.

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YEAAAHHHHHA!

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what if nigger meant kite

I can plagiarize my own comics, right?

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That looks The elephant is molesting his neither regions, which is a plus in my books

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gruffalo. Bahahaha!

teh win!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/joshw/MULBERRY.jpg[/IMG]

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C'mon, more people!

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

What the n00b said. About another day left.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Gold! Nice one, lukket.

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Thank you all for your entries. There were great entries from everyone, which makes this especially hard to judge. Some of you came very close to winning, including...

The Molester At The End Of This Book by DexX. I think a Children's book from Jacko is in our future.

Horton Hears The Who by Kaufman. Overcoming a lack of Photoshop skills with wit.

The Gruffalo by biped, if only because I listen to Air America, so I know what you're talking about.

Oh The Drugs You'll Do by fzh. Simple and clever. You would have been the winner, if it wasn't for...

...THE WINNER:

Bicurious George by lukket. Now that the twisted stuff I'm talking about. That image of George getting boned has scarred me for life.

My only question is this: Does the man in the yellow hat like to watch?

Take it away, lukket.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

A most worthy winner!

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I'll drink to that.

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