hopefully this is either fun or funny

the christmas murders by mandingo 9-18-05

Jones, homicide Jones, officer good to meet you, Jones. what do we have here? Jones, it's a house it's the Jones house? Jones, no the Smith's

the christmas murders 2 by mandingo 9-18-05

why do you keep saying Jones in front of everything Jones, because you did i was introducing myself, Officer Jones Jones, that's Officer Brady what? Jones, huh?

the christmas murders 3 by mandingo 9-18-05

look, i'm Detective Jones, you're Officer Brady. got it? Jones, got it. stop saying Jones! Jones, can't do. Jones has bonded to me. Jones has made its allegiance with me. once Jones' loyalty is set, Jones knows no retreat I'M JONES! Jones, good to know you

the christmas murders 4 by mandingo 9-18-05

i'm going to take off this jacket and beat you within an inch of your life! Jones, sure you are okay, okay so what do we have here? it's a house

the christmas murders 5 by mandingo 9-20-05

i know it's a house. i mean, what's the story? once upon a time there was a house not the house's story! the crime story! woah. one at a time there, big guy. once upon a time there was a house. it was a pretty house. yellow, with a little orange trim okay, okay

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the christmas murders 6 by mandingo 9-20-05

so what's the story as you can see behind me, we have a victim and 3 people who were in the house at the time and who all claim to be innocent. we have the drunk, the dumb blond, and the perpetrator. i think you mean black guy

the christmas murders 7 by mandingo 9-20-05

why is the black guy the perpetrator? why is the sky blue? this isn't looking good it's you! you killed him! what are you doing with that knife! no!

the christmas murders 8 by mandingo 9-20-05

officer, give me the story again and this time do try to keep your personal prejudices out of it i'm not prejudice against blacks. some of my best prisoners are black christ, and with Johnny Cochrane dead too. i think i better get the hell out of here

the christmas murders 9 by mandingo 9-20-05

the story, officer well, as you can see, we have two victims... it's you! what are you doing with that bow and arrow?? no!!

the christmas murders 10 by mandingo 9-20-05

2? i thought there was only 1 victim nope, as you can see behind me, there are 3 victims

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the christmas murders 11 by mandingo 9-21-05

you just said 2! once upon a time there was a house *burp*

the christmas murders 12 by mandingo 9-21-05

which is it! 2 or 3! all dead, i'm afraid

the christmas murders finale

oh, it's go time now

by mandingo, 9-21-05

the christmas murders: epilogue by mandingo 9-21-05

did you figure out the murderer? i'll give you a hint it's coming right for you

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Are you trying to say it wasn't the black guy?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

as hard as that is to believe

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what if nigger meant kite

There was another black guy hiding in the christmas tree. So obvious.

The tree was fertilized with Nee-Gro.

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I thought this was a funny series. Reading it was not a horrible or nauseating experience.

If you switch the Christmas tree pictures in the epilogue, I think it will look like the tree is getting closer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought the second one was supposed to be like the tree was sneaking away.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

took your advice so hopefully its better

thanks for everyone's comments. that was a strange series in that it was kind of bohemian. it was novel though, so i decided to post it

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what if nigger meant kite

So, was there another nigger in the tree or what?

nope just the tree. i try not to do nigger-tree comics unless i have enough rope

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