I struggled for a title when posting this, so I thought an oven that helps make pottery, was perfect.
Huzzah! Looks like I'm back again, to present random comics. Sadly, these don't feature any kilns :( But who knows, if you're lucky in the future... I hope you are all keeping well! Onto the comics...

Staple My Balls to an Envelope by FrixFrax 5-29-05

Clive, I've decided, the only way she'll take me back, is if I staple my balls to an envelope and mail them to her That's crazy, she won’t go for that, it doesn't take a fool to see, all she wants is you to shave your back! I have the normal six inch standard of back hair; she said I was like a gorilla beast, now gorillas are hot, so you are the crazy one Me crazy, you’re the one talking to a pink donkey Now you're just being immature

Zombie by FrixFrax 8-14-05

I hear drinking that stuff, can make someone go blind! Screw you, I'm not gonna go blind drinking this, I'll prove you so wrong! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M BLIND! Oh wait, I just had the light off, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THERE IS A ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM! Quite disturbing, isn't it?

Kyle by FrixFrax 9-22-05

DUDE! YOU GOTTA COME INSIDE, THERE IS A MASSIVE LEVEL5 HURRICANE ON THE WAY! Kyle, are you saying something, remember the fact I'm deaf and blind... Kyle... oooh... it's mighty breezy out here! MASSIVE DISTRUCTIVE WINDS Kyle, it almost feels like I'm being lifted off my feet, can you hear me!? TAP ONCE FOR YES! Kyle? Ew Kyle, whats that smell like rotting flesh! EW! Kyle, did you just fart!?

Fit by FrixFrax 8-10-05

Hey, what does ASL mean? Age. sex, location... lmao (laughing my ass off) Sex!? With you, get real! And oh fuck, I've just caused some kind of ass damage! ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) AND NOW, HE'S HAVING A FIT! I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE, WAIT THERE! *user has logged off*

Sticky by FrixFrax 8-10-05

Okay, just throw the condom away! I'll do it later, lets snuggle! Ew, sticky! Look! He's left his water balloons out, that boy, heads up honey! Oh no, I don't want to be wet! SPLURGE!

So I made those, there is more, but 5 is enough from me!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

zany goodness!

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what if nigger meant kite

you should have stayed away if you ask me.

are you foreign?

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BuTtSeChZ

Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Those comics remind me of the very first season of "Bonanza", when the Cartwrights had a zany next-door neighbor named Flacky Whackypacky who used to force Hoss to give him his underwear at gunpoint and then run off and go hang-gliding with it, and when Hoss complained to Paw he would tell him, "Shut the fuck up, you big, fat fuckhead" and Little Joe would laugh and milk would shoot out of his nose.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow! Random is a good descriptive word here! Hey, I'm used to criticising people but hey, these were pretty good... just get better titles.

Effort: 7/10
Comedy: 9/10
Layout: 9/10

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