The Many Adventures of Alan-Rickman-Tron by PrimoOoze1138 9-22-05

Where on Earth did my Alan-Rickman-Tron go? Oh, you are TOO cute! "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite." You're coming home with me... "It's like throwing gasoline on a flame."

I'd like to have this as a series, any ideas on how to abbreviate a title?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

i don't think it's all that funny, but go with it for awhile, see if it grows.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Agreed. This one was just plot. I can only get so far using lines from Alan Rickman movies.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

First-time Blues. by PrimoOoze1138 9-25-05

The next morning... Ugh, what the Hell was I thinking? "Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be." I can't believe I tried to have sex with a robot. "See? I'm as anatomically incorrect as a Ken Doll." Yeah, I realized that. Get the Hell out. "What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker.""

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

they cracked me up once i figured out who Alan Rickman was and started putting his voice to the character

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what if nigger meant kite