The Deads 1 by biped 9-22-05

Well, here we are... in the fabled Land Of The Dead! My, oh my! Just look at all the dead folks! DEAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! PILES AND PILES OF 'EM! ROT! STENCH! DECAY! CORPSES, CORPSES, CORPSES! We'll build a little house...right over there, by that stream. Ooh, can I tend the corpses, Santa? Can I, huh? Can I-can I-can I?

The Deads 2 by biped 9-22-05

Walking among the dead! Just breathe in that death! SUUUUUUUCK! I feel healthier already, Santa! Such a nice walk among the deads! "Deads"? Sometimes I call dead people "the deads"! It's my pet name for them! Walking among "the deads"! Heh-heh! I like it! OH, SANTA! THESE DEADS ARE SO DEAD, THEY'RE SUPER-DEADS!

The Deads 3 by biped 9-22-05

Well, it's time for us to die...and join the dead. Oh, boy! We get to be dead, too! Can we be SUPER-DEAD, Santa? HO-HO-HO! Well, I don't know! I suppose it depends on how dead we get after we die! I want to be the deadest dead person EVER! And that'll be my pile, right over there! See? Already picked out a pile, eh? Hope you save some room for ME! Oh, Santa, don't be silly! You know I want MY corpse to rot next to YOURS!

The Deads 4 by biped 9-22-05

Well...goodbye! 'Bye, Santa! ...Santa?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this series was just okay, but i still want to make you my wife

P.S. Hardcastle and McCormick thought this series was just okay, but still want to make you their wife

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what if nigger meant kite

Hardcastle and McCormick have big shotguns.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I used to have Hardcastle's Hot Wheels car. Just throwing that out there. Actually, come to think of it, it was McCormick's car. But yeah, so there.

the Coyote. *heart flutters*

i had a friend in high school

hard to believe, i know. but this is harder still - he had a car whose body frame looked just like that except all white. he and his dad put the car together themselves. twas of teh cool

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what if nigger meant kite