Hello, I am a Whirlpool 1200 spin washing machine with A grade wash performance and energy efficiency. You may ask me anything.

why do dogs have cold noses?

is pimpin' easy?

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what if nigger meant kite

Where's my other sock?

Get it? It's like a Seinfeld observation.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Does anybody want any toast?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Why did you kill my father?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If a Maytag repairman falls in the woods ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

These are great questions and I fully intend to answer them all. Let me take a stab at each one, after first telling you that;

1200 RPM Spin Speed
C Energy Rating
A Wash Performance
B Spin Performance
5 Kg Load
Half load option
Quick wash – 35 mins
Aluminium
850 mm Height
600 mm Width
595 mm Depth

Because had you ever done so....AHHAHAHA, I am really Karl Rove, Bitch and you are going straight to Gauntanamo!

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Karl Rove emerges from the washing machine disguise like Optimus Prime, and presses a button launching you in a catapult into a nearby cage to be transported to his personal prison that requires no due process.[/b][/i]

ahhahh..(laughs maniacly and wrings hands)

Then he returns to his laundry machine form, to await another question.

No, but it sho' is fun.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.