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andydougan
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10-25-01 7:09am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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OK, some people freeze their candy bars, and some people deep fry them, which led me to wonder what would happen if you dunked a frozen Mars bar in sizzling-hot oil. Would it explode?

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10-25-01 2:08pm (new)
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andydougan
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I've never heard of freezing Mars Bars. You Americans and your quaint customs!

10-25-01 2:31pm (new)
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boorite
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11-02-01 1:08pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Must......not.......give.......in......to......goading.......and......create.......anti........everyone who isnt scottish........comic ..........

ANDY!

I think ill delegate this one to you.

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11-02-01 8:01pm (new)
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andydougan
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11-02-01 9:06pm (new)
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andydougan
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Just for those who don't know what the above strip's gibbering about: Glasgow City Council has been composed almost entirely of the one party for decades (despite the fact that they only get about 60% of the vote). The councillors are routinely exposed for drug dealing, pilfering from the budget, and various other shady activities (not that the media bothers to give this much coverage, since most of it is run by friends of the Labour Party). And our Lord Provost (the equivalent of a mayor) is a convicted murderer.

11-02-01 9:28pm (new)
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andydougan
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Oops. I'm talking about Glasgow too much, amn't I?

11-04-01 9:23am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Im sure everyone but Boorite can find it in their hearts to forgive you.

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11-04-01 9:46am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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A man whose webpage invites visitors to "check the nick of these cunts" gets no criticism from me.

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11-05-01 8:46am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Americans invented McDonald's.

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11-05-01 9:03am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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can I just notch up another Glasgwegian to the discussion?

As a Scot, I have to say that being patriotic can be a complete pain in the arse. I agree with most, if not all of the anti-Glasgow comments made by my fellow city dwellers, but I can't stand to see some outsider slag my homeland.

I hate living in Scotland, the weather is shit, walking through the centre of Glasgow is like playing jake-bag pinball and healthwise, AIDS is the nicest way to go. But put an Englishman in front of me and I'll sing "Flower of Scotland" until I lose my voice (or a fight errupts).

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11-05-01 3:32pm (new)
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andydougan
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Pretty much my sentiments, except I don't mind living in Scotland, and I think "Flower of Scotland" is tuneless crap.

11-05-01 6:16pm (new)
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arrandildocompany
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Pretty much my sentiments, except I don't mind living in Scotland, and I think "Flower of Scotland" is tuneless crap.


Give me 'Rule, Britannia!' any day! Right now I don't mind the idea of living in Scotland, but I probably will once again when I come back. Hopefully I'll have moved to London within a couple of years. That's where Glaswegians all seem to be either begging on the streets or running the top jobs.

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11-05-01 10:35pm (new)
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boorite
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I am of Scottish descent. The only reason I ripped into the Glasgow thing is that it was coming up in every thread, and my cat had just died. I needed to take a swing at something, and you bastards were handy.

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11-06-01 7:44am (new)
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KajunFirefly
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yes, "Flower of Scotland" IS tuneless crap, but it's one of only 2 songs that I can actually sing when drunk, the other being The Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch" which isn't very patriotic.

at least it's better than "God Save The Queen"

on an unrelated side-note, does anyone else think that boy-scouts are basically New-Nazis?

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11-06-01 10:58am (new)
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arrandildocompany
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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What about Proclaimers songs? Surely all true Scots can sing those when drunk?

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11-06-01 8:35pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I sing 500 Miles while sober, and Sunshine on Leith while drunk. Well, that, God Bless the Child, or Moon Over Bourbon Street.

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11-06-01 9:05pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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yes, "Flower of Scotland" IS tuneless crap, but it's one of only 2 songs that I can actually sing when drunk, the other being The Bloodhound Gang - "The Bad Touch" which isn't very patriotic.

at least it's better than "God Save The Queen"

on an unrelated side-note, does anyone else think that boy-scouts are basically New-Nazis?


Well, the Boy Scouts are similar to the Nazi Youth groups, even the uniforms are similar. It's highly religious, discriminatory, and run by people with no tolerance. However, it's not a racist organization, and does have some merit. So, in a way, it's a really watered down Hitler Youth.

Also, the Hitler Youth had a section for girls from the get-go.

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11-08-01 11:05am (new)
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andydougan
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I sang the theme tune to Raggy Dolls in Aberfoyle yesterday, while drunk.

11-08-01 2:15pm (new)
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arrandildocompany
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Cooool! I haven't seen that show in about a hundred years. What were you doing in Aberfoyle?

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11-08-01 4:48pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Superb Show

Pity you were in a fuckin hole of a town when singing it.

What on earth posessed you to go to Aberfoyle. It has less character than Helensburgh ffs.

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11-08-01 7:44pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Andydougan and Writhling have something in common.

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11-08-01 9:12pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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Well, the Boy Scouts are similar to the Nazi Youth groups, even the uniforms are similar. It's highly religious, discriminatory, and run by people with no tolerance. However, it's not a racist organization, and does have some merit. So, in a way, it's a really watered down Hitler Youth.

Also, the Hitler Youth had a section for girls from the get-go.


I was in the boy scouts, and all we did was play football and have fights. Oh, and learn useful things like how to tie two planks together to make one big plank.

11-09-01 1:29am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Well, the Boy Scouts are similar to the Nazi Youth groups, even the uniforms are similar. It's highly religious, discriminatory, and run by people with no tolerance. However, it's not a racist organization, and does have some merit. So, in a way, it's a really watered down Hitler Youth.

Also, the Hitler Youth had a section for girls from the get-go.


Hey, come on. Just because they don't want little gay boys running around messin with all the other kids doesn't mean that they are the spawn of the devil...
After all, why doesn't anyone ever pick on the girl scouts, hu? Because it's politically incorrect to put down a "young women's developmental environment".
j/k / serious.

11-09-01 6:32am (new)
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