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biped 
Mr. Wonderful
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| Bobby, did you kill your daily quota of innocent victims today? | |
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| Well, CHUH! I murdered FIFTY PEOPLE in COLD BLOOD today! | |
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| FIFTY? Is THAT ALL? GO TO YOUR ROOM! | |
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| That crazy kid -- I could just KILL him. KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! | |
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| I'll fucking KILL her one of these days -- I fucking SWEAR it! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! | |
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| FAMILY FIELD TRIP, everybody! I want you all LOCKED AND LOADED in TEN MINUTES! | |
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| Oh, how WONDERFUL, Bill! I've been DYING to try out some new murder weapons! | |
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| Bet I kill more people than YOU today, Sis! | |
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| Huh-UHH! Daddy taught me how to use the FLAME-THROWER! | |
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| Flamethrower? Hey, NO FAIR, Dad! | |
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| Now, Bobby -- didn't I teach you how to use the chainsaw AND the big drill? | |
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| NO!!! NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! | |
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| Well, you should've thought about THAT before you LOOKED at me -- BITCH! COME BACK HERE! | |
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| Oh, my -- look at that lovely arterial spray pattern. I feel like a regular Jackson Pollock! | |
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| My VICTIM HEAP is TALLER THAN YOURS, Sis! | |
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| That's just 'cause MINE'S got more MIDGET and LITTLE KID CORPSES in it! | |
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| That's right, Sally -- incinerate them all, just like Daddy taught you. Oh, I'm so proud. | |
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| I wish we had time to kill them all individually...but, just listen! Their combined shrieks of agony are like a beautiful symphony! | |
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| BEST DEATH TOLL EVER!!! Hey, Dad! What are we gonna do NEXT weekend? | |
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| Kids -- we're going to DISNEYLAND! | |
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| COME BACK HERE AND DIE, YOU GOOFY BASTARD!!! | |
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| EVERYONE IN DISNEYLAND was BRUTALLY MURDERED! And the bloodthirsty killers are reportedly headed THIS WAY -- | |
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| NEWSFLASH, Chet! I'm about to SAW YOUR HEAD OFF! | |
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| ...and I did. Which brought my kill total for the day to 800. Oh, wait...I forgot about that orphanage. Make that 1,000. | |
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| Goodness, Edna. That certainly was a lively confession. | |
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| Bobby, SEVERED HUMAN HEADS are hardly a proper "show-and-tell" subject. | |
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| Wait'll I get my drumsticks! I can play "The William Tell Overture" on 'em! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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