[Click to view comic: 'True Tales from Kinko's: 1990']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I worked at an MBE.

I share your pain.

"No, we don't actually sell mailboxes. We're called 'Mailboxes Etc.' because we rent out post boxes... no, we don't sell them. They're like PO boxes."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

it scares me that those kind of people get to drive and procreate

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what if nigger meant kite

Speaking of which, you need to hand over your driver's license and testicles post haste.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'd hand over my testicles if it wasn't for your hand over my testicles

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'True Tales of Kinko's 2004']

Ah Kinko's. I have cost you plenty in profit by demanding free services that you should have performed in the first place.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I quit Kinko's before you started highschool.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I quit just after they really went in the toilet. Back when regional managers had control of their stored opperations Kinko's had local flavor and hired smarter workers. Then they went the rubber stamp/McDonalds route and the job began to seriously suck. At that point I realized I'd been selling my skills short and took a job for twice the pay.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Oh gee, you really took a dive there, huh?

Good work being older than me. Now try for being married longer than me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.