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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And who should catch the bouquet but the wife of Otto Titzling.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Mindy was grateful she had her breast implants made out of flubber.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Dyke Fest '86

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And oddly enough, Terri was the next one to get married.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

By chanting and dancing repeatedly in a circle, the white-clad cultists summoned forth a bizarre creature with eyes in its chest. A sacrificial bundle of strange herbs was offered, which the creature eagerly crammed down its gullet.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

In this exclusive photograph, the last known featuring Saddam Hussein before his recent incarceration, Hussein (back row, far left) appears, in typical fashion, with his eyes glued to some chicks tits. In subsequent shots, the disgraced presidents boner is clearly visible.

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8===D

Why bltsandwich17 wasn't invited to attitudechicka's wedding.

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The flower girls recoil in horror as the inverted nipples of doom make their obligatory appearance.

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I has a flavor!

The bridal bouquet is traditionally made of flowers, but this one also included some melons.

[I love the look on the face of that woman to the left who is the first to have noticed.]

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At 34, Sandy was eager to settle down and decided that not only would the bouquet ber hers, but a little advertising couldn't hurt, either.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Titties.