Inspiration

De-Termination? 1 by lukket 10-02-05

Sacramento, CA I've just talked to Arnold, and he's not pleased to hear that there are people that want to recall him. We've got to stop it some way. Yeah. I wish I had a good idea. We're not pay to have good ideas - we're gubernatorial aides, remember? Oh sorry. One shoddy idea coming up.

De-Termination? 2 by lukket 10-02-05

You've had plenty of time to think up something. Let me hear it. Um... you know, Jeb Bush is still governor of Florida though he does a mediocre job. Yeah. I always wondered why. Well... it has something to do with the large number of senior citizens in his state Um... they provide the state with enough taxes to make things work properly? No. They are so old that they get alzheimer's and stuff. They simply can't recall him!

De-Termination? 3 by lukket 10-02-05

So you suggest we get a lot of old people to move to California that can't recall our governor? Um no. That would just cramp our style. Um.. what about legalizing marihuana? Good idea, but you have to remember that our governor is a Republican. Ah. I got it. Let's put something in the drinking water that make people forgetful! Consider it done!

De-Termination? 4 by lukket 10-02-05

I've just talked to Arnold, and he's not pleased to hear that there are people that don't recall him. Wasn't that the purpose of all this? Well... people no longer recall him from his movies. That's very bad for his self-image. His campaign movies? You know... he was in Terminator? Have you been drinking water again? Oh sorry. It just tastes so funny like you know ... that ... um ... red brown drink... just without the same taste or sparkles.

De-Termination? 5 by lukket 10-02-05

The next day I hope you have stopped drinking water. Now, Arnold wants me to stop adding memory eating powder to the water. But won't people be able to recall him again? Well, that's what he wants. I thought he wouldn't like to be recalled? You're thinking again. We're not paid to do that. Oh sorry. I forgot. Must've been all that water, mate.

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These comics made me want to shoot hump-backed whales out of a giant cannon.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How is that different from any other Wednesday?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm not a big fan of political cartoons, and i still liked these. you win some kind of award, perhaps the Geller Cup

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what if nigger meant kite