Again, my office's apparent main fuel is email forwards. This one I liked in particular, so I thought I'd share.
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning'
to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave
your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your Hands
over your ears and grimace.
5) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points
it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
6) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
7) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every
time the doors open.
THREE-POINT DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him
with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask,
"Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your
voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly
from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it
would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5
extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they
watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10
times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really
have to go do a number two."
5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad
Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into
the elevator.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,
"As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
9) In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 am
slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask,
"You wanna trade?"
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the
same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,
say, "I can't talk about it."
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him
he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,
etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your
desk.
16) Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of
your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and
biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your
chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each
meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their
real-life counterparts.
21 points here, but exchange "Bob" for "Bobo" (as in the clown).
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Mediocrity at its most average.
