The old panda penis trick wins it? I thought the pube triangle from flipynif1 was a gas. And the classic Devine Miss M was lovely. Speaking of which, I found a copy of that playboy issue in our college chaplin's office once. True story.
Anyway - I'll try to put something up soon.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet