Since it is pure luck that I won the last comic contest and there is no way I'll ever win another one, I figured I would have you guys do things my style. Don't worry, I'm not forcing 1337speak on you, that would be too easy.

Many of my comics have only ONE frame where only text is featured, therefore (aside from usual rules, and NO photoshop) you must create a comic where only one frame is allowed to include text, this includes narration too.

You can make the comic as many frames as you want. So long as only ONE has text.

GL n00bzzz LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL3rSk4tEs.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

CC301: The BigJE to a T

I got hit by a drunk driver on the way to my grandmothers birthday party. Whats your story. I uhhhhh.....ate some shrimp. It turns out I'm allergic.

by crabby, 10-17-05

Virginia Travelogue 1 : Fate

You're gonna get KIDNEY FAILURE!!

by finn34, 10-15-05

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

RCL no. 551 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

I'm sorry... My mind wandered off for a bit. What were we talking about?

Short and Splenda

Why are you so cold to me?

Why can't you see the world as it is instead of in a stark contrast of black and white?!

by HCRoyall, 9-12-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 552 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

(Three frames from the climatic scene in "Jaws")

RCL no. 553 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

[ring, ring] Bitch better have my money!

RCL no. 554 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

May I have a bite of your banana? BUG OFF!

CC 301: I suck at charades by umfumdisi 10-17-05

Axe ho's for pussy?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RCL no. 555 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

WE'RE LOSING HIM! Suh-WEET!

RCL no. 556 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

(Ho! Ho! Ho!)

Had enough?

RCL no. 557 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-05

God, how I hate family reunions!

Moh Moh Moh

Groovy! CC: 301 - Nixon was right! by edoggydog 10-17-05

(Apparently, Dracula forgot about Daylight Savings Time!) Groovy!

CC301: Dracula at a rap concert by fzh 10-17-05

Throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care! Okay.

Groovy! CC: 301 - SCPD to da Rescue! by edoggydog 10-17-05

I had to chop down your neighbor's hundred year-old oak tree just to rescue your stupid-ass cat! Groovy!

CC301: FLYING

OMFG IM FLYING!!@22

by shank, 10-18-05

CC 301: RAAR! by HCRoyall 10-18-05

For the first time since his creation, TOBOR felt the pangs of performance anxiety...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Job Market

Thanks to downsizing at Stripcreator, Tobor was forced into servitude as a coporate drone... RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE TPS REPORTS! I hear ya, buddy. Don't get me started on those marketing spreadsheets, either.

by HCRoyall, 7-23-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Peephole Salesmen by RedfeatheR 10-18-05

Something tells me we've hit up this house already JUJYFRUIT!!!

CC301: The Cliche by flickguy 10-18-05

You've heard people say something is "as much fun as watching paint dry"? Well, I'm testing that theory. I just painted my house.

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This is not my empire.

CC 301: The Eyes Have It by kaufman 10-18-05

Excuse me, I've been searching all over for someone who does laser surgery.

CC 301: Pussy Galore by kaufman 10-18-05

Cat got your tongue?

CC 301: Let's Do the Time Warp! by kaufman 10-18-05

Quick, Brad, we need someone to draw a character whose knees are actually TOGETHER.

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Jaws: The Chinese Bootleg by kaufman 10-18-05

We're gonna need a bigger goat!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Your puns are weapons of mass dysfunction...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC301: Everyone Loves A Good Fart Joke. by UnknownEric 10-18-05

Oh, Jesus Christ.

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I has a flavor!