nipplecrust by shank 10-17-05

k go, im not looking... this toilet seat smells like pubes

CLICK HERE by shank 10-17-05

lol BOOM, did you see that? your mom totally exploded into like....a million pieces.

an alley filled with those who think im funny by shank 10-17-05

TEE EN TEE by shank 10-17-05

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite......lol that's all i know in the song

Burnt Toast by shank 10-18-05

so i was all like, diiiiiiiiiiie bitch diiiiiiiiie I WILL KILL YOU wow, i've never heard of someone get so mad at burnt toast before

Creation by shank 10-18-05

so that's what that needle does, it creates planets and shit.

Plane Crash by shank 10-18-05

well, since we are going to die anyways, i figured i'd give you this present i wanted to give you. oh my god! what is it? Tickets to the stanley cup wewt!

Doctor Doctor by shank 10-18-05

here, we got your cat out of the tree. good, the little bastard jumped out the window when i tried poking this needle into his ass. what for i dont know, i was bored

Bensta by shank 10-16-05

Hey little girl, i am ben, how are you? im fine, what are you doing in my classroom? well, i have a huge cd collection....send me your nudes and i will send you like 4 cd's EW YOU ARE SO SICK AND PERVERTED!!!!!! 6 cd's? deal

nawt(fixed) by shank 10-16-05

im starting to think being a fireman stranded on a deserted island was a bad idea. i told you we should have went as fishermen.

RAAAAARRRRARARRARRRRRPENISTITS!!!!!!!(EDIT)

Saddle up! Whoa! my penis just got a massive boner and the gravitational pull just made me cum in my g-string!

by shank, 10-14-05

SICK, DISGUSTING, DISTURBING. Enjoy! by shank 10-14-05

so this one time i hijacked a car... lol, who am i kidding...it was a bus load of asian boys....staring....deep into my eyes. I wonder if it was because i had the busdrivers testicles taped to my forehead.

Think before you speak by shank 10-14-05

Hey, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word sex? WATERMELON i hope i just didnt say that out loud you did GET OUT OF MY SKULL!111W1

Teh shank style funnay x 100

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I dumb :D

i r rox0r

"CLICK HERE" and "Burnt Toast" are fucking classic.

nice stuff.

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I'd rather have two good ones than no good ones.

THANKS!

Note: i made a TON more after i posted these....probably like over 20 more...i've been up all night.

Well, you reversed the magnet of my opinion. This time I like more than half of these strips.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

i made like 50 comics through the night...i sure hope some of them are at least funny in a sense!

56 comics in about 9 hours to be precise

impressive.

my record has been shattered.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

i counting from 12:00 until 9:00am
i was doing them since before 12:00am too...i did about 85 in a 15 hour period