The Right to Complain by kaiobrien 10-17-05

The mother shall have the right to complain Will you turn that music down! But mum, if I turn it down any lower I won't be able to hear it! If I can hear it, it's too loud.

The Right to Tidy Up by kaiobrien 10-20-05

The mother shall have the right to tidy up Mum, where did you put my notepad? I tidied it up. But I had a solution to the Middle East conflict written down and now I can't remember it! Well you shouldn't have left it lying around.

bahahahaha so true that it's funny

Add: The Mother has the right to interrupt you every five minutes, regardless of what you're doing or how important it is, just to nag or complain.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Mother's Rights by attitudechicka 10-20-05

The mother has the right to lecture. Listen son, I know you think I'm hard on you. That's for sure. And that I tell you not to do a lot of things you want to do. But I'm only trying to do what's best for you. Oh yeah, and what's best for me then? Not still living here when your 40.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

My cousin, who does not get along with my aunt and uncle at [u]all[/u] has threatened to never leave the house. He said he's going to live there forever, and when it gets time for him to get married, he's going to move her into the house and move his parents into a resthome.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Perhaps you could make it, HCRoyall?

Nice one attitudechicka.

Thanks, sorry for not asking first, it was just too good an idea to let it sputter out in the back of my mind.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

The Rights of the Mother by HCRoyall 10-20-05

The Mother will have the right to interrupt you every five minutes, regardless of what you're doing... I need you to mow the lawn. Okay Mom. I'll do it in an hour, the grass is wet and it'll clog up the mower deck. Five minutes later... I thought I asked you to mow the lawn. Yeah, and I said I'd do it in a hour after the grass dried a bit. Right now I'm trying to finish my term paper. Five minutes later... I'm tired of you wasting time on that computer! ::pulls plug:: Go mow the lawn! AAAAAARRRRGH! I just spent three hours on that paper and you pulled the plug right as I was saving!

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A tribute:

Mother Rights

The Mother has the right to chose whatever she want's to clean. Oh! this is so dirty. What the hell are you doing?

by HotRodDeathToll, 11-12-05

---
The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction