Monster Butt 1 by biped 10-20-05

ME WANT TO SEE "MONSTER BUTT"!!! MOMMY!!! All right, dear. Come along. OH, GOODY!!! LA-LA-LA!!! LA-LA!!! I hope the theater isn't too crowded. Shh... a little quieter, dear... YAAAAY!!! IT'S MONSTER BUTT!!! HE AM -- HEY!!! ME PEED IN ME'S POPCORN!!! WAAA-HAAA-HAAAAAAA!!!

Monster Butt 2 by biped 10-20-05

GUESS WHAT!!! ME GOT TO SEE "MONSTER BUTT" TODAY!!! "Monster Butt"? That piece of shit? It fucken SUCKS! *gurgle* H-help... me... ME HAD TO BREAK YOUR RIBS AND SPINE!!! I'm sorry...you have to buy the "Monster Meal" to get the "Monster Butt" action figures... ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU FOR THEM!!!

Monster Butt 3 by biped 10-20-05

MOMMY!!! ME KILL A HUNDRED PEOPLE TODAY BECAUSE THEY NOT LIKE MONSTER BUTT!!! Oh, dear...we may have to move again... ...AND BLESS MOMMY, AND BLESS WOOFY, AND BLESS FISHY-WISHY, AND BLESS MONSTER BUTT!!! AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING HIM!!! AAAAAY-MEYUN!!! Come on, li'l Nurse Bigguns, and we'll go visit Monster Butt. OH, BOY!!! A MONSTER BUTT DREAM!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!

Monster Butt 4 by biped 10-20-05

Why? Why did you kill everyone in the old folks' home? What possible reason -- BECAUSE THEY NOT LIKE MONSTER BUTT!!! ME KILL YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T!!! "HI, MOMMY!!! ME WIN CONTEST AND GET TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD TO MEET MONSTER BUTT!!! ME HAVE HAD SEX A HUNDRED TIMES!!!" Oh, dear...I take my eyes off of her for one minute... LOOK, MOMMY!!! ME HAVE MONSTER BUTT'S BABY!!! HE AM MY NEW LITTLE BROTHER!!!

Monster Butt 5 by biped 10-20-05

ME HAVE SEX WITH MONSTER BUTT A HUNDRED TIMES AND HAVE MONSTER BUTT, JR.!!! IT AM GOOD!!! YOU SHUT UP!!! Let's just...m-move along... Well, nice to have you back, Nurse Bigguns. Did you have an eventful -- NO!!! MOMMY!!! ME HATE MONSTER BUTT NOW!!! SO ME COOKED MONSTER BUTT, JR. FOR DINNER!!! ME SAVE YOU THE LIVER!!! OH, MY GOD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Genius. Pure Genius. You're like Jerry Lewis, except you're actually funny to people other than the French.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Seriously biped did you escape from a mental institution?

Because if you did you are officially my god.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

No, I didn't escape. But thanks anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bump. Sue me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't fully express my love for biped without tearing out my liver and sacrificing it too him on an altar made of gold.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Your beautiful sentiment made me cry.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

<3

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE