Check this out -- I'm starting up the first white rap group ever! I'm working on our first track right now. I call it, "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right To Paaarrrty". It's totally original, and certain to win us the adulation of many adolescent male fans! If anyone wants to help me out by writing a verse or two, that would be cool. Meanwhile, here's what I have so far. I think you'll find that it's "stupid dope".

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You gotta fight -- For your right -- To paaarrrty!

You know it's getting pretty hard to be a kid these days
Your parents are always out to change your ways
You just want to live a life of sin and vice
So tell your folks to shut up or you'll put them on ice

You gotta fight -- For your right -- To paaarrrty!

You're pissed off at your step-dad 'cause he's such a fag
Now he just threw away your best bukkake mag
You don't wanna threaten violence 'cause he'll call the cops
But if he jacks your shit again he's gonna hear gun-pops

You gotta fight -- For your right -- To paaarrrty!

You're upstairs with your friends fucked up on angel dust
Your step-dad barges in and says, "This is a bust!"
He's being a real hard-on and that's no joke
Just last week he boosted your last bag of coke

You gotta fight -- For your right -- To paaarrrty!

Mom says, "stay away from sex 'til you're mature in years"
But meanwhile you've got hormones squirting out your ears
She walks in your room one day and blurts out, "oh my God!!"
You've got your orgy on with half the cheerleading squad

You gotta fight -- For your right -- To paaarrrty!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You need to get out more.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Actually I wrote that at work. That makes it very slightly less pathetic than you think.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Vanilla Ice wasn't cool, let's hope you get more than 15 minutes of fame

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I dumb :D

I hear Vanilla Ice's promising career was cruelly and tragically cut short by the fact that he fucking sucked.

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Neither are these "Beasty Boys" twats. They just served me with a "cease and desist" letter! WTF!?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lol..

Dam twats..

Time to start reading from the Great Gatsbe

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I dumb :D

You gotta fight...

*durn durn*

...for your right...

*durn-da-puk-puk*

...to violate copyright.

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If only me and my ill crew of psychos could be that fly...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Shank?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The guy on the right looks like he's trying to make himself look like he has cleavage.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Shouldn't that be "ICY HOT STUNNAZ?" I mean, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrr-owl!"

Otherwise, needs more sodomy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Those are da suckaz dat give Shug Knight nightmares.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Looks like shank and BigFrank had their own Stripperfest meet.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So who's the other guy?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Vanilla Ice's bastard son.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

And whatever faith I had left in humanity has been brutally murdered.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.