I came up with a great idea today at work. All planes carrying tourists to Jamaica should land on a special landing strip built right on the beach. Then, as everyone steps off the plane, there should be a big, bald, jovial black man in a white straw hat to greet them. He'd be sitting in a beach chair drinking a colorful mixed drink with an umbrella in it. "Welcome to Jamaica, Mon", he would say in a deep, sonorous voice. Then he would issue a loud, hearty laugh. He'd be well paid so as to keep him jovial at all times. He'd say reassuring stuff like, "Here we have de finest ganja in all de world", or "Here you'll find many fine bitches with shapely booties", or "noone would ever think of robbing a tourist here, Mon".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

and weed. there should be weed there too!

WHERE'S THE LESBIANISM???

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what if nigger meant kite

Is that all you ever think about? I'm trying to revolutionize the Tourism industry, here.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Behind the jolly rastafarian. Smoking weed and contemplating the existence of twinkies and why they're so delicious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That would be a great idea. And for entertainment the jamacain man can rape peoples wives

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I dumb :D

no you're missing the point, all the joys of watching a pair of lesbians get it on has the same effect as enjoying jamaica's finest herb. because you're never as happy as your are when you're high OR when youre in a fancy apartment paying two women to portray several of your wildest fantasies for a predetermined price. but not too much, or else it would be considered hash, and everybody knows the sexual equivalency to hash is the same as watching that old lady on TV who talks about sex. well watching it with your girlfriend. and her finding out that your sexual problem has a term...called premature ejaculation. yeah buzzkill

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