This fine series is represented in the TOP RATED list more than any other. But some of the best are buried deep in the list.

In an effort to do some php.stumping we should all post our favorite TB&Fs.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-07-02

I am so much cooler than you. It's my secret shame. Was that sarcasm? I'm not sure.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-08-02

I'm suing Finkelman for sexual harassment. Sweet jesus. When I testified, I used a doll to demonstrate how Finkelman would touch me in my bathing suit area. Now the doll is suing me for 1.5 million.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-24-02

What is the meaning of life? The question is the answer. I see. What you're saying is, there isn't just one answer for everything, we should try to find meaning in our own lives. Sorry, I thought we were playing Jeopardy. In Jeopardy, the question is the answer.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-12-02

Britney Spears is pretty hot. Hell yeah. I mean, I hate her music, but I'd give my kidneys just to poke her once. Both kidneys. Then I'd cut out her kidneys, eat one and worship the other as a god. Eh?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST ONE

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-22-02

I'm trying to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette in almost a week. Want one? Sure! Here you go, pal.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-17-02

I'm going to see Rick Springfield on Friday night. Who's that? You know, he sang Jessie's Girl, had a couple of hits in the 80's. Oh cool. How much is the cover charge? It's not a concert. He works at Dairy Queen, I'm going to order a shake and throw it at him. Rock.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 10-22-02

UH-OH, I MADE A STINKER! Wow, farting is really funny! Ha ha ha I know! I mean, not only does your filthy asshole make a silly noise, I also get to inhale putrid smelling air that used to be INSIDE your filthy asshole! What fun! Hmm, I'm picking up on a 'farting is actually not funny' vibe. No really, it would be even better if you could just take a shit directly into my lungs! Cut me open, funny man!

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The bastard already has five stars. Let's not rewarding him for his freak-of-nature genetic-accident funniness any more, or... or...

Or something.

Probably something bad.

Oh, and I like this one:

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-27-02

...and as I was beating Finkelman to death with his own prosthetic leg, he kept asking for his leg back. It wasn't, "Stop, you're killing me." It was, "Give me back my leg, please give me back my leg." His priorities were all fucked up. I'm glad he's dead.

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Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-26-02

I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm. Wow. I was teaching him to ride his bike without training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike. So I broke the little shit's arm. Aversion therapy equals good parenting.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 8-01-05

I guess you're wondering why I gathered you all here. I'd like to call your attention to "Exhibit A", the spent, unflushed log floating in "Exhibit B", the toilet. I happen to have indisputable evidence that someone in this very room is responsible for this heinous act. Do you have to do this every time you take a shit? Seriously.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 9-10-05

Welcome to the health and human services commission. Thanks for waiting 6 hours, can I help you? I love America! Land of the thing, home of the other thing! Riiiight... Even though I work full-time at slightly above minimum wage, I'm poor and sick. Can I have some food and go to the doctor? Sure, just fill out these thirty pages of intrusive questions, show me three forms of photo identification, your birth certificate, wait two months and go fuck yourself. There's only a 15 day waiting period to buy a gun.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.