Surgical by TheGovernor 11-01-05

Look on the bright side Mr Smith, at least you no longer need to buy shoes Ok who's next to see the surgeon? Hi Im here from Microsoft, Im sorry there will be no more patients why? The Doctor performed an illeagal operation and was shut down

Classical by TheGovernor 11-03-05

Smith, Chang, Harris... Here Miss Hi, Im here from Microsoft , Im afaid Im going to have to stop this class, there seems to be a problem with your registry Here Miss Here Miss

Farcical by TheGovernor 11-04-05

Hi, Im here from Microso... Wait, is this blue screen yours? Yes Nevermind

Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get the second one. 1 & 3 = applause

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Mediocrity at its most average.

May be an english thing, we used to have to take the register before every lesson.

No, just the term "take the register". This side of the Pond, such a ritual's usually known as "roll call".

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

One day in first grade the teacher was taking roll, and while all the other kids said "here", this kid named David Little said "here, here!" It was funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like them all.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Thorougly okay. Too much reliance on familiarity with Microsoft stuff.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Cheers guys for the comments, been a while since I posted a series, The surgeon one was kind of the original joke, actually inspired by Dexx's forum signature and the delightful new characters by squidrabies, so thanks to you two. I was thinking of just leaving it as a single comic but I started thinking if I could take the character anywhere (it was a bit convoluted though, The pre-edited comic actually had him as a Lawyer working for microsoft) I came up with Farcical after that, but I felt I needed to set up the character more hence the school one (although I wasnt fully comfortable with that one and I did have another about defragmenting a drive, but I think the joke had ran its course by then, who knows I may use it for a christmas special or something)

Thanks again