kaufman
Director of Cats
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(with never-before-seen episodes!)
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| Then the little bunny rabbit pulled out a bomb and pushed a button, and it began counting down: It went 10-9-8-7-6-5-3-2-1, and *BOOM!* It blew everyone up. THE END. | |
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| Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? | |
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| Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a fourgone conclusion. | |
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| The Coyote chased the roadrunner up the stairs, and had him cornered in the attic, when suddenly he noticed there was nothing below him, and he fell to the ground far below. | |
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| His anvil then landed on his head. THE END. | |
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| Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? | |
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| Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a floorgone conclusion. | |
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| Papa Bear swatted at Goldilocks with a spoon, and Mama Bear slashed at her with a knife, but while Baby Bear searched for a utensil, Goldilocks ran out of the house, and lived happily ever after. | |
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| Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? | |
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| Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a forkgone conclusion. | |
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| As he ran, Jimmy noticed something strange. He was not sweating at all, even though he was feeling hotter and hotter. | |
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| Eventually, it overcame him. He fell to the pavement, hotter than a sauna, and dead as a doornail. THE END. | |
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| Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? | |
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| Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a poregone conclusion. | |
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| On the first anniversary of Heathcliff's death, Emma went alone to the gravesite and wept. | |
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| Suddenly, the ground trembled beneath her feet, and the dirt exploded out of her beloved's final resting place. Out popped Chubby Checker, his hips gyrating like mad. THE END. | |
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| Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? | |
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| You're telling me! I couldn't have imagined such a plot twist! | |
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--- ken.kaufman@gmail.com
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