OK Strippers, here is your template for BTC 46:

BTC 46 by jes_lawson 11-12-05

The Hammersmith Palais can kiss my arse in the future!

This one is a cross between a dream I had, where an alien parasite exploded out of Spock's legs, and the Eat Your Own Ears gig I went to on Thursday night in London.

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[*] Modify the first two panels and the last one, but leave the character and dialogue in the last panel (mainly) intact
[*] Photoshopped entries welcome.
[*] Entries that make reference to the gig I went to will win bonus points and probably stand a better chance of winning.
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Judging will take place some time next week.

Now make with the Spock Rock!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

BTC 46 by jimstringtown 11-16-05

Rodgers, old boy, I've finally built that time machine. It's about TIME. Get it, Ockie? Anyway, what do you call this contraption of yours? The "Hammerstein Palais." Shit, man! No! Wrong name! Now how are we going to lead into the last panel? You'd better correct yourself before we- The Hammersmith Palais can kiss my arse in the future!

BTC 46 1. by Fuj 11-16-05

Spock the alien life form that sprung from your leg is evolving at a rapid pace. Can you track it with the tricorder? Im on it Captain, Ensign Lackey is in close proximity to it and will...Hey! you can get Google on this thing!! Keep up the good work Spock. Who knows where that thing is. Probably watching us now as we speak... Free MPEG'S of Paris Hilton scat.. ooh! Eat your own ears ae playing the Hammersmith Palais! ...watching, waiting, lurking in the shadows waiting for our moment of weakness..

BTC 46 2. by Fuj 11-16-05

Meanwhile.. AAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!! ... AAAHHHHHH!!!! GODAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP!

BTC 46 3. by Fuj 11-16-05

Earth 10-11-2005.. Rock on and prosper fellow human. I would like to acquire admittance to the "eat your own ears" gig. No spicks, no spides, no fags, fag hags, rag bags or raggamuffins. No weirdos, no beardos no visible tattoos or piercings.House policy. Now out to feck Grandad. But..but... Cunt.

BTC 46 4. by Fuj 11-16-05

..My God Spock.. It could be anywhere. Do you realise that!? Anywhere listening to us with its alien ears plotting us a diabolical fate.. What schemes could its brilliant alien mind concoct!? Some type of brutal anal torture i'd imagine. Well not again... ..NOT THIS TIME YOU BASTARDS! NOT AS LONG AS MY NAME IS JAMES T. KIRK!! The Hammersmith Palais can kiss my arse in the future.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

That was a good 'un.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Judging will be in a few hours.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well then,

This was a particularly piss-poorly entered contest. I should not have made such an esoteric last panel, but also, fuck those upstart ICC and time release contests for stealing attention! Cundfuggery.

Right, without any more fucking about, with jimstringtown coming a "close" second, the winner is Fuj.

If he can stop getting pwnd at Yu-Gi-Oh long enough, I hope his BTC 47 attracts more entries than this rotting car wreck of a taintfuck. Good luck Fuj.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Awesome.

Okay, I'm gonna give it a while(week/2 weeks) before I post a new contest, peeps seem to be occupied with the other contests running and I am especially busy at work what with the build up to christmas.

Any free time I do get on the internet between now and then will most likely be spent perusing gentlemans photography.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!