Here it is OPC 18

Aside from it being a one panel contest as an obvious rule here we go...

This one panel contest is going to be about QUIPS.

Defined by google:
epigram: a witty saying
wisecrack: witty remark
gag: make jokes or quips; "The students were gagging during dinner"

So who comes up with the best quip wins. It's that easy. Smartass remarks are what make the world great.

oh and Fuckoshop is ok

You get extra points if you actaully make me laugh.

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Here it is OPC 18

Aside from it being a one panel contest as an obvious rule here we go...

This one panel contest is going to be about QUIPS.

Defined by google:
epigram: a witty saying
wisecrack: witty remark
gag: make jokes or quips; "The students were gagging during dinner"

So who comes up with the best quip wins. It's that easy. Smartass remarks are what make the world great.

oh and Fuckoshop is ok

You get extra points if you actaully make me laugh.

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OPC 18: The Lieutenant's Quip

Holy shit, Lieutenant. Just look at all the dead people. Yeah. We could open up a fucking necrophiliac buffet in here.

by biped, 11-28-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OPC 18

oh.. oh no! it's a suicide note.. she's.. oh god.. she's flushed herself down the toilet!!! Well you know what they say: It ain't over til the fat lady sinks

by HurricaneJenn, 11-28-05

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Ok, here is an uncomiced example...

Guy1 : Hey man this grilled cheese is great!

Guy2: Reminds me of your moms vagina.

Stuff like that. Quick witted and witty smartass remarks. Not that my example was quick witted or witty.

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I dumb :D

That's a quim, not a quip.

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Alright them quim it up

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DIC: Equal Pay for Equal Work

Someone once told me that the key to making money was to be sure you'd be paid for the work you did. Politicians have the getting paid part down, but the 'working' part still confuses them...

by HCRoyall, 6-29-05

Old, but meh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OK this contest sucks. I am now making it a FREE FOR ALL! Make a one panel comic of your choice, the idea is to be the funniest.

GET ON ER!

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OPC 18: Thar She Blows

Guess what, Mommy? I just BLEW A DOG!!!

by biped, 12-02-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HAHA That's the spirit

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You fool! You've opened Pandora's Comic Collection!

I hit the random button

Somewhere, Lewis Black is suffering from an aneurism. If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.

by HCRoyall, 11-18-05

I hit the random button

The fact that I got beaten up by a cripple wasn't half as bad as the fact that he did it by using his own useless legs as weapons.

by HCRoyall, 11-18-05

I hit the random button

We argued for hours about which of our costumes was scarier, until the Monster got tired of waiting in the house and came out to devour us.

by HCRoyall, 11-18-05

I hit the random button

After three hours and no success, Maura thought that Queens probably wasn't the best place to be selling Confederate Memorabilia.

by HCRoyall, 11-18-05

I hit the random button

Clowns are always funny. Until you're raped by one.

by HCRoyall, 11-18-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Alright Biped wins with the blew a dog comic.

Everyone else won too. Let's all hold hands

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I dumb :D