Finish this comic however you want. Entries can be two or three panels. Bonus points if you can make something similar to how I would have finished the comic.

FTC 78 Template by HCRoyall 11-29-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship.

BEGIN!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Penny Wanders Off Into The Wrong Hands by HotRodDeathToll 11-29-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. Goodbye forever! Hello I had sex last night and got herpes.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

FTC 78: Shattered Love by biped 11-30-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. Look, how many times do I have to tell you -- I am NOT Merv Griffin!!! "Oh, I remember it as thought it were only yesterday...in fact, it was..." "Ooooh -- I HATE fish hands! We'll be right baaack." And I hate YOU, Merv Griffin. ...and you ARE Merv Griffin. You ARE. That's why I loved you. Look, I'm a DONKEY! Merv Griffin's a HUMAN, you IDIOT!

FTC 78: The Betrayal by biped 11-30-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. You're...you're dumping me for a disembodied, retarded human head? ME MAKE DUCKY FOE MUP WHUP FLUPPIES!!! GUH-HUNK SNUCKY SHMUFFY FLUMPS!!! GOO-GOO!!! I trust that answers your question.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 78: Slip N' Slide by niteowl 11-30-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. Fine. I want my Barry Manilow albums and the K-Y back though.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Okay. Unless I get some more entries in the next couple days (i.e., by Monday) I'm going to judge from what I've got.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC #78 It's not me it's you by HotRodDeathToll 12-06-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. HAHA. What the fuck are you talking about?

FTC #78 Easy turn on by HotRodDeathToll 12-06-05

And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. Thats okay. You're beautiful. Did you just get a boner?

I got bored

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Okay. Umm.

biped wins, Hotrod in close second.

Man, this contest had a low turnout.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.