Pray Tell by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

Dad, the kids at school keep calling me a fag. How can I make them stop? Become a Catholic Priest. Fuck that shit. Dad, I'm gay.

Acceptance by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

So you won't accept gay men who want to be priests anymore? No. What makes you think we want them?

Repression by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

So why are gay men incapable of becoming priests? Because men who display homosexual tendencies are intrinsically disordered. And what do you call a man who vows to live a life of celibacy?

Disrobe by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

To become a priest, a man can't "be a practicing homosexual or display deep-seated homosexual tendancies" What else? He can't belong to the "so-called gay culture." You know a lot of us dress up like you on Halloween.

Under The Covers by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

What's the real reason behind this ban on gay priests? While the church won't admit it, it's because of all the child sexual abuse scandals. Don't you think you should just ban pedophiles? What pedophiles?

Come Unto Me by AccentuateNegative 11-29-05

We'll still ordain priests if they've been celibate for three years and their homosexuality was only a transitory problem. What do you mean by transitory? Often, men are tempted or confused, particularly when they're in an all-male environment. Maybe you'd get less of that if you didn't call them seminaries.

You weren't expecting religion to make sense, were you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Good ones, especially repression.

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