it will be all things to all people

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in but one half of one your earth hours, the ICC will be upon you all

upon your heads and the heads of your children

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and so it begins. it all begins.

the rules for this one are to write an Aesop Fable. the first two panels are telling the story, but the third panel's narrative box must have "Moral:" in it and then the 3rd panel must convey the moral.

that's it and that's all. funniest comic wins. i'll give it an hour and judge at 9pm SC time

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A Cheeky Tale by choadwarrior 12-12-05

Once upon a time, there was a penguin who lived in the forrest... What are you doing out here, penguin? Duck. Most people thought he was confused, but he knew exactly what he was... You're obviously a penguin. Duck. And the moral of the story is, never turn your back on a gay penguin. Are you trying to tell me to look out for a falling object? GOOSE!

Worst entry:

Herr Gröpenfuhrer by NooniePuuBunny 12-12-05

Once upon a time, a man happened to be running with his shirt off... My man boobs flap in the wind... Suddenly, there appeared in front of him Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger...who promptly gröped him. Gasp! You touched my flapping man boobies!! Moral: Dont run around shirtless in California... Ja! Joo hast bin gröped.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

ICC Aesop: Bell the Cat by boorite 12-12-05

The cat maketh us an enemie most stealthey. I hath a proposal: Why goest thou not and placeth a belle on yon cat's necke? I hath a proposal: Why goest thou not and fuckest thyself? moral: loleth

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What others say about boorite!

The Emperor's Old Clothes by choadwarrior 12-12-05

Once upon a time, there was a man who lived his life in reverse... I'm a uniter, not a divider. Mission accomplished. The moral of the story is, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...ya can't get fooled again. Brownie, yer doin' a heckuva job.

STOP MOTHERFUCKERS, STOP!!!!

what, too much?

judging will commince forthweth

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quote:

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judging will commince forthweth

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all were good, but only one made air escape my mouth in an expression of teh lewl

congratulations, Noonie. that last thing Ahnold says cracked me up. ICC 20 is all yours.

and now that the fun and festivities are over, i'd like to talk to you about the The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

i'd like to but i cannot. court order. let me just say this, though. Nazi. Owned.

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