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trogo
You are the wind between my cheeks
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| Man, say whaaaat? you never had rum cake? my momma spends a month cooking it for the family before christmas | |
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| a month? thats probably because she has to conceal all those prison shanks | |
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| So there I was, walking through the mall and I see Britney Spears has her own perfume | |
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| Yes, i've heard of it. I saw the commercial where she is telling everyone how beautiful she is and how we should all worship her | |
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| I figure they must take Britney Spears's stool sample, put it in a blender and mix it with water | |
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| makes sense, then call it, "Britney Spears's shit don't stink" | |
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| ...well guess what you are getting for christmas | |
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| nice, i'll use it to ward off vampires | |
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| Best wishes and merry christmas | |
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| So i hear you are a real loser, really no suprise there | |
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| Your parents were losers too, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree I see | |
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| Your next dental appointment is january 5th | |
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| hey, baby my name is Kaenash and dont understand anyones jokes including my own | |
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| what the fuck am i talking about? what the fuck am i talking about? | |
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| Merry christmas Ensign, your very own laser nose hair remover | |
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| How do you work this piece of shit? | |
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| Wow Ensign, you got me very pissed off for christmas, thank you so much | |
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