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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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The rules for this contest are pretty simple. I want you to create a strip that mirrors the "day in the life" style of documentary filmmaking. Pick a real person, a fictional character, a friend of yours, someone you just made up on the spot, one of the SC.com characters, whoever you like, and write a strip about a typical day for them. Actual stylistic rules are as follows:

1) Each panel must represent a different time of day, and the three panels have to be in chronological order, and occur on the same day (or the same "waking period" or working day for a characer who stays up all night).

2) Each panel needs to have some indication of the time of day, either in the narration or in the thoughts or speech of one of the characters.

3) You can have a narrator if you like, or have the character him/herself provide a voiceover, but neither is compulsory.

Multiple entries are okay, as are photoshopped ones, though in the latter case I must admit that I will be biased toward a real SC.com strip, so it would need to be very good to win.

Judging will take place in 72 hours.

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10-08-01 10:14pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Oops, quick addendum - when I said "a typical day" I was lying. It can be an unusual day, too. :)

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10-08-01 10:15pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Martha Stuart - It's a Crazy Bitch Thing by Spankling
10-08-01
Martha begins her day with a brisk workout in her manicured garden.
No one ever suspects that I keep this ancient Greek stone milepost polished by doing squat-thrusts on it every day at sunrise!
By noon she has completed an inventory of her hobby tapes, glues, stones, hooks, tweezers, lubes…
I told you to order more 1 inch red gardeners tape yesterday! That's it! I'M CALLING IMMIGRATION!!!
Time to go. No crazy white ***** poon tonight.
In the evening she relaxes with a hired friend or two.
That will be all Gabe. You have been... adequate. Bring me the fire poker before you go.
Yes’m. Say, how do you keep your ass smelling like lavender with just a hint of orange? I wanna try it on my donkey.

And now on to the funny entries.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

10-08-01 10:47pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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10-08-01 10:49pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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CC 71: A day in the life of (TOBOR) by Drexle
10-08-01
RAAAARRRR!!! Another day, another celebrity endorsement!!! RAAAARRRR!!!
Okay, just hold this box of cerial, and look aroused as you read from the cue cards..
Raaarrrr!!! It's a BUCKET OF MANRAPE in every bowl!!!
Hi honey, back so soon?
TOBOR have half day off... director did not like the firsthand sample of Kellog's CORNHOLES!!! RAAARRRR!!! BEND OVER HUMAN!!!

10-08-01 11:01pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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A Day In the Life of Carry Cadaver by NastyPope
10-08-01
In the morning I like to rest and rot a bit.
In the afternoon I like to rest and rot a bit more.
In the evening I like to rest and rot a bit...... and occasionaly watch 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' reruns.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

10-08-01 11:20pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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REGULAR DAY by crabby
10-09-01
MORNING
Want some cereal.
Sure.
AFTERNOON
You want some lunch.
Sure.
EVENING
Lets go make love.
I call the strap on!

10-09-01 4:25am (new)
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apejuice
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CELLWATCH. by apejuice
10-09-01
5am
You learn a lot of new skills in prison. Watch this.
5pm
See. Never moved an inch.
10pm
LIGHTS OUT !!!
I need to get out of here.

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I LIVE!

10-09-01 7:00am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Bill the Mayfly by kaufman
10-09-01
10 AM
Ooooh, wook at widdle Biwwy. Isn't he just the cutest warva!
1 PM
Bzzzzzzzzz.
Damn, where's my flyswatter?
9 PM
This is the grave of your great-grandfather Bill. He died a long time, maybe six whole hours ago.

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10-09-01 7:22am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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CC71: A day in the life of David Caruso's telephone. by ObiJo
10-09-01
8am - 2pm
2pm - 8pm
8pm - 8am

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-09-01 9:24am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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CC71: A day in the life of David Caruso's telephone. by ObiJo
10-09-01
8am - 2pm
2pm - 8pm
8pm - 8am

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

10-09-01 9:31am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
That ****'s like heroin to me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

10-09-01 9:58am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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A day in the Life of ....Mark McGwire by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
10-09-01
8pm
8am
8pm
Yes , thats right. Id like to card to say "Fuck you Barry".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

10-09-01 10:54am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Ok, so chronologically speaking, this violates Rule 1, but in terms of causality, it's in proper order. My original idea was to have a completely blank panel 3, but feared that would be too subtle. Plus, everyone likes a good time-travel type story, right?

Paradox: A day in my life that will/won't happen by kaufman
10-09-01
Friday, October 12th, 2001: 9:23 AM Eastern
Hey, I won this Day in the Life Contest! I'll have to think of a good set of rules for CC 72.
(1) Write a sonnet to a tree. (2) All dialogue must be in Urdu. (3) No Asiangirls. (4) Each narration box must prove a mathematical theorem.
Posted 11:41 AM
1:14 AM (3:14 PM in Australia)
I like kaufman's entry best ... wait, what's this Paradox one? On second thought, let me post THIS message...
Congratulations, ObiJo. You won.

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10-09-01 6:37pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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A DAY IN THE LIFE by crabby
10-09-01
MORNING
I woke up fell out of bed dragged a comb across my head.
AFTERNOON
I saw a film today oh boy The English Army had just won the war a crowd of people turned away but I just had to look having read the book.
EVENING
I read the news today oh boy four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire and though the holes were rather small they had to count them all now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hal

10-09-01 7:47pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I'd love to turn you on.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

10-09-01 7:52pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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A Day In The Life Of Hannah The Hooker by fuzzyman
10-09-01
8:00AM: First John of the Day
Buy a girl a drink?
Sure... is two bucks enough? It's all I got.
12:00PM: John number 27:
Buy a girl a drink?
Oooh, girl got boobies.
6:00PM: John number 83:
Buy a girl a... you again?
I got another two bucks.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

10-09-01 8:11pm (new)
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fuck
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I'd love to turn you on.
quote:

shame you dont then,

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sex

10-09-01 8:18pm (new)
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fuck
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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this is best strip iv'e ever made so it better win!!

[comic]38465[comic]

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sex

10-09-01 8:19pm (new)
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fuck
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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**** that didnt work, i think the mesage board is bust i' ll try again
a day in the life of the sex dolhpin by fuck
10-09-01
10AM
give me SEX!
 no 
11AM
give me sex or ill kill youre mom
o okay if you in sist
12AM
thanks for the sex, made me feel like a women again
i feel so cheep and used!

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sex

10-09-01 8:23pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

Member Rated:

Fuck you crack me up.

Heres how you post a crappy strip.

MY DAY by crabby
10-09-01
8:15 AM
Hey there Joe looking good.
What's up Jessica you Stone Cold Fox.
3:15 PM
Will you teach me to make love Joe.
Sure right after I get finished watching the GodFather DVD Collection.
10:15 PM
God I'm bored I think I'll make a comic.

10-09-01 8:23pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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A day in the life of Sal, the Suicidal Oxygen Molecule by ObiJo
10-09-01
Noon
Goodbye, cruel world!
6 pm
Read the note, you'll understand.
6:23 pm
Ok, who opened the window?

You'll be happy to know he worked out his intimacy issues and is now happily married and living in Roanoke.

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10-09-01 8:34pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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This is worse than Fuck's
A Night in the Afterlife by Spankling
10-09-01
Sunset
Let's play doctor, Angel. How far up there can you get that fist.
It's a good thing I went sleavless tonight.
Midnight
*knock knock* Come on out Angel! I want some more!
Go away!
Noon, after Buffy pulls him up from his grave.
I said I want some more suckmyster! Let's go!
AHHHH! The pain! The sweet release!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

10-09-01 8:41pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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This one hurts, but it's probably happening somewhere:

A day in the life of grocery clerk Alan J. Qaeda by kaufman
10-10-01
2:54 AM
Hello?
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
3:11 AM
Hello.
UP YOURS, BABY KILLER!
3:23 AM, etc.
Hello?
I HOPE YOUR DICK FALLS OFF, YOU SCUMSUCKING TERRORIST A-RAB!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

10-10-01 6:53am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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A Night in the Afterlife by Spankling
10-09-01
Sunset
Let's play doctor, Angel. How far up there can you get that fist.
It's a good thing I went sleavless tonight.
Midnight
*knock knock* Come on out Angel! I want some more!
Go away!
Noon, after Buffy pulls him up from his grave.
I said I want some more suckmyster! Let's go!
AHHHH! The pain! The sweet release!

Hey! I won't have anyone disparaging Angel.

10-10-01 7:08am (new)
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