It's been awhile since I've done a series, so here's one.

MINION Staffing (1) by mmyers 1-04-06

Hi. I'm Scrap Iron. You know, as a former minion of COBRA myself, I know just how important a good minion can be. Cobra Commander had a saying, " Why am I surrounded by nincompoops!" If you've ever said that, Minion Staffing is here to help. Come on. Let's take a look at some of our great temp minions. You'll be glad you did.

MINION Staffing (2) by mmyers 1-04-06

Let's hear some of the success stories of some of our employees. I've worked for Mum-ra, Cobra Commander, Ra's Al Ghul, even the Decepticons. MINION Staffing has given me the confidence to maybe even start my own evil organization. What's your story, Tim? I was working a dead end job at a video store when I got a job at MINION, next thing I know I'm taking a throwing star to the chest from Snake Eyes. Awesome! And minions aren't just for bad guys either. Listen to this success story. GI Joe needed some guys to fly some planes, parachuting out of the cockpit at the last minute, so I went in. Next thing I know I'm parachuting out of a plane. Boo-yah!

MINION Staffing (3)-End by mmyers 1-04-06

We've got great minions on call, ready to make your story a success story. Hi, my name is Lara. I've got training in Word, Excel, Report Smith, and I'm also good with poisonous nerve gases. I'd like to help you take over the world. Testimonial: Mer-Man, minion for Skeletor I started out as a minion for Beast Man, but a couple of foiled plans later, and I'm a minion for Skeletor himself. Thank you MINION Staffing! Every leader needs someone to take the fall, so why not count on MINION Staffing to help you find that just right person. For toadies, lackies, flunkies, or underlyings, think MINION. Snarf snarf!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You are awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bahahaha!

I've been a fan of mmyers since he was in black & white.

I lost my virginity to choad.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Which virginity?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yay! Now I know where SPECTRE used to dig up all those guys to get slaughtered by James Bond.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.