Ok, so what are my 10 worst comics that should be queueueued for deletion? Please try and give a detailed commentary on why the comic(s) should be gone forever.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

You have 316 comics. Delete about 300 and then I'll answer your question.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

BBQ!

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I dumb :D

I understand 316 is a lot to ask... Maybe this is a road I have to walk alone.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Now you have 334! Geez!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I know, I know. I'll work at this on my lunch break and get back to you.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

These ones have a distinct "crap-like" piquancy to them. So which one(s) from this bunch?

Cool Jesus Vs. Whiny Jesus by ArtemisStrong 10-27-02

Oof. I know he's gonna go to town with this one.. but I really got to know... Dude? What's wrong? You have that dopey look on your face like you want to ask me something. Well, yeah. I was kinda' wondering... and don't make fun of me.. but. Does this loincloth make me look fat? Shit man, you must think real lowly of me. Is that all I am to you, just some sort of agitator? Boy, you're exceptionally surly this morning. Yeah, well you try hanging from holes driven through your palms all day and see how chipper you are. ... uh... oh...

Wimpy Jesus Annoys Cool Jesus by ArtemisStrong 10-27-02

Hey, do you ever wonder why society doesn't tolerate sex with animals, yet accepts their brutal slaying and the consumption of their burnt flesh? What?!? What are you talking about? What's your problem, man? Nothing. Just a thought. One of those things I think about up here. Well, didja' ever think about not sharing these things with me sometimes and just keeping 'em to yourself? Man... what crawled up his ass today? I might have to slug this guy REAL soon...

Cool Jesus Is Late, Thus Irritating Cry-baby Jesus by ArtemisStrong 10-27-02

What is taking so long? Well, finally! Sorry man. The line at Wendy's was huge. And they were out of chili so I got you a baked potato.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It Always Starts With One Loud Jackass. by ArtemisStrong 11-21-02

To all my fellow citizens, I say "UNITE!" We must consolidate our forces to fight our industrial-corporate slavemasters. Who's with me? Huh? Who will follow my lead to crush our oppressors? "SIEG HEIL!!!!!" Uhh... I think I've erred somewhere. "SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL!!!!"

Rock Out And Cry, You Fool. by ArtemisStrong 10-31-02

My hot, stinky libido is the driving force behind my rockin' persona! I'm going to attract mucho chicks with my sexual onstage antics and phallic guitar! Hey, mister. You got funny hair. Play me a song, will ya'? I'm doing something wrong... Make it something cheery and bubbly. Something I can dance to.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The Prince Of Darkness Has A Laugh, Pt. 1
The Prince Of Darkness Has A Laugh, Pt. 2 can both go.

And judging by Rock out and Cry, You Fool, you must know me outside of computer screens & text.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

'member, u ttly psted pics of y3r phallic guitar 2 teh threads!

And the Death/squirrel comic.... BALEETED!

I'll round up some more convicted comics slated for deletion.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Which one(s) should get the "Old Yeller" treatment now?

mY aWESOME bALL sACK pRESENTS: by ArtemisStrong 12-08-02

I BE WANTING TO SUCK SOMETHING NOW!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE, DON"T PEE ON ME!! YES, I WIILL PEE ON YOU, I HATE YOU DAMN DIRTY POLAKS!!! HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS POLISH?? FUCKER... I ATE YOUR FUCK... GIN DOBRAY, MUTHA FUCKER. KEWLEEVAHSHMATA!!

They Liked What They Heard. by ArtemisStrong 12-08-02

The man in the maroon suit finally speaks up. I called you all here today to announce my retirement from pro-mud wrestling. But due to immense social anxiety, he cannot get close enough to the ear-straining crowd, and henceforth the microphones. And I would just like to say it was my great pleasure to entertain America all these years. So only every few words were audible... Sad. I--ca-n--give--o--r--al--pleasure--to--all

Time To Change. by ArtemisStrong 12-18-02

Oof... Gas Pain... Feels like it's *Grunt* gonna' be *Grunt* juicy... Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbahrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrspleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekoooooooooooooooooooooowhrouwumpffffffffffffffffffffffftttshhhhllff!

Shoot-Out At The SC Corral. by ArtemisStrong 12-18-02

Stick 'em up, scoundrels! Yah! Do what he say! Now, already! We fight you! Why me, Ja? Why?

Oh, and I've also been deleting my stuff on my own. Hope s'okay with y'all. Don't mean to keep you out of the loop, it's just they were TOO bad to even put up for a vote.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i'd probably get rid of Cute Animal Comics. well, i wouldn't get rid of any of them since each of my comics are like one of my children. in that i enjoy making them but don't give them much attention after that

if you get rid of Time To Change, i shoot you in the face

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what if nigger meant kite

He Forgets One Small Detail. by ArtemisStrong 12-19-02

What's under that hood, pablo? Do you really want to find out. Do you think you're ready for it? Sure. Okayyyyy... -gah- YAGHHHHH! THE SUNLIGHT IS BURNING MY FLESH! I HAVE BURST INTO FLAMES OF PURE AGONY! AUUUUGHHH!

Thoughtful Jesus And Cool Jesus Opine. by ArtemisStrong 12-31-02

I hear there's been some grousing about the over-use of Jesus in comic strips. I'm starving. Can I please put forth the theory that Jesus is probably the most iconic figure in the world? I need something to eat, anything. Therefore, using Jesus in your comic automatically lends a heightened level of irony to its context. Who do I have to blow around here to get some fah-riggin' manna already?!

CC 162: Punjab Was A Pimp, Yo. by ArtemisStrong 12-31-02

Droppin' some of the hottest verses Warbucks's evah heard. Cotton blankets. Empty bellies. From the dope spot. Santa we never see. Santa Claus? What's that, who's he? Stay real jiggy-jiggy. This be Kris to the Kringle up on this track givin' a big North Pole shoutout to all my elvies workin' da assembly line dis year. Shiiiit, St. Nick up in this shit n' shit here, fo' sho'!

Giovanni Tomasino Versus Hellbot. by ArtemisStrong 1-02-03

I kill for Master. Destruction. You-a for to be too stupid, you robot-person. I kill for Master. DESTRUCTION! I a-don' a-like-a you too much, Mr. Guy-machine. I KILL FOR MASTER! DESTRUCTION! No need for a-you to shout, you robot, you. Totally spazzacamino, you are. For to. A-you-a.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Hellbot And The Sad Clown. by ArtemisStrong 1-02-03

I serve Master. Destruction! Wh-what? What did I do? Analysis reports show you scare the children in attendance at this birthday party. O-ohh. Well, I'll leave then. No. You are ordered to be destroyed. DESTRUCTION COMMENCES! A-hey! J-just... don't hurt my pom-poms.

Life In He-That Is...Hades (Can't Risk Copyright Litigation) by ArtemisStrong 1-05-03

Fwooh boy! I did so much drinking last night. *Fsssss!* This piss is prolly like all alcohol right now. Wait... alco- Oh, SHIT! *FssssSSHOOOM!* YAGHHHHHHhhhhooo-(Oh, wait. I forgot, I'm Satan. In that case)- Ahhhhhh, soothing.

Clones. by ArtemisStrong 1-08-03

Mallcore Nazi invasion-- -- or big-booby sighting? You be the judge.

This Gets Me Off. by ArtemisStrong 1-18-03

I find it far too cold out here. Because of the wind and snow. And such. Pussy.

Too Young To Choose It. by ArtemisStrong 1-30-03

Time takes a big penis, sticks it in yo' mouth. SUCK IT, BEEYATCH! You pull on a nipple, then another nipple, then another penis. Tug 'em. Hard. You're a Stripcreator rape victim. YOU TOOK IT ALL! YOU'RE WONDERFUL!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

... oh, and "Cute Animal Comics" go bye-bye.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

HOLY SHIT I WAS LISTENING TO BOWIE AS I READ THAT COMIC
I'm not even kidding.

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8===D

I totally disagree.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

♫suck on my balls♫

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what if nigger meant kite

sorry, meant to post that in the vatican's ball sucking forum

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what if nigger meant kite

understandable.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

You douchebag.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

seriously though, i was looking over your comics and if your going to delete some of them, just do the integers

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what if nigger meant kite

I'll take that to mean you dont want me puking on your stomach anymore?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Vectorman says, "Why bother?"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

absolutely NOT. i cherish our saturday nights together

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what if nigger meant kite