Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-16-06

So Jim, Whats it like being psychic? Have you ever overheard your parents talking to each other about sex? Its like that everyday Wow, that must be terrible You have no idea..... and I know that for a fact Hey! Stop reading my mind! I can't help it, you're mind is the psychic equivalent of a car crash, or a loud retarded child in a supermarket. It draws attention

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-16-06

Thats it! I'm not allowing you to read my thoughts any longer you cerebral voyeur! Oh? And just how do you plan on stopping me? Somone left the cake out in the rain I don't think I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again......Oh no! Gah! Fine! You win!

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-16-06

You know you don't actually have to speak, I know what you will say next anyway No it won’t sound strange. Removing your contribution to this dialogue is in fact a huge leap closer to normality. Yeah fuck you too

I'll make more at somepoint......probably

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That third one shows the prospects this series could have.

And it made me smile.

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I liked it. Especially the first one. Cracked me up.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I'm partial to the middle one.
Therefore, something for everyone.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I rather like the last one.

Yay, comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i like the last one too

i give two thumbs up to each of them, making that.....

...six thumbs!

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-20-06

We join Jim at work Hiya, I'd like to order a.. Large Chunkyburger meal with large fries and extra fat. Wow! Thats exactly right! How did you know? Well its quite simple really You're a fat bastard

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-20-06

*sigh* Just wait for your food then leave. Once you're home you can relax. Just get home, put on the tv, get naked, sprawl out on the sofa and pig out! Man those crumbs get everwhere ! But thats half the fun! HeeHee! Hey you ok? Wow, thats....thats alot of vomit

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-20-06

So I heard you got fired, What you gonna do for money? Think of NOTHING but your PIN number DAMN IT! The harder you struggle, the more I enjoy it

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Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 1-21-06

Ok well you still don't know the location of my credit card. DAMN IT Don't worry, bankruptcy builds character.

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Psychic Jim knows what I think about this series.

I heart Psychic Jim.

I also heart The_young_scot for bringing him to the masses.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I'm just posting a couple that were in the last CC (because chances are no one actually read them.....I know I didn't)

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

Cid, is that Jim hiding in a bush over there? Yeah, he's trying to catch me off guard, he wants to know where I hide all my porn Oh, and how can you stop him? Easy, I just think about what I do to myself when watching the porn That might explain why he started screaming Thats nothing, I can actually cause him to bleed if I think about my experimental college years

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

So I see you've finally stopped watching porn and decided to do something worthwhile? Yeah, I think I broke my penis anyway. After awhile it was swelling in ways God didn't intend it to Like sideways and stuff

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"Like sideways and stuff."

GOLD!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old