And that's with a broad-band connection.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Help me, OB/GYN, you're my only hope!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

l00l

-expecting a slideshow of Joe's vacation, the class was surprised when he instead locked the doors and put in one titled "Things I've Buried"

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what if nigger meant kite

It was like a Twilight Zone Episode, but updated.

In the year 2011 War had finally destroyed all of humanity. All that was left was Gabriel and his massive porn collection he had been saving off the internet on DVD by the Gigabyte since the late 90s.

Sadly, now with all the time in the world to masturbate to that pornography, he found he had accidentally overwritten every file with this stupid fluff picture.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Each accessory features a sleek design, and remote-controlled vibration!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

It's amazing the things you can buy when you don't have a girlfriend.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"...and thanks to this technology, we can actually see the last thing grandpa witnessed before his fatal heart attack."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Our new model features a keyboard that's much easier to clean jizz from."

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I has a flavor!

New from Macintosh; A computer with a slick interface, awesome graphics and is years ahead of traditional IBM based PCs.

Unfortunately, you can only run 8 games, most of which are lame and a few photo editing applications that run exactly the same on a traditional IBM based PC. Also you can pay 99 cents to download music from our site, when you can get unlimited from another for a flat fee.

BUY IT NOW!

New from Dell: Another shitty computer that looks pretty and needs a new motherboard one month after purchase! But wait! It also offeres a limited warranty that covers absolutely nothing! And it's perfectly set up to play all the latest and greatest games, even if you're one of those people who doesn't give a rat's ass about games!

But it has lasers. So nothing else matters.

New from Commodore:

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what if nigger meant kite

Dell has PCs set up to play great games? kick ass!

Ah got a girl in pink underpants on mah computer screen! A purty one!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Looks like the projector unit requires 4 D's....

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What others say about boorite!

"Hey, this isn't my Yoga program! Goddamn computer..."

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Leave it to the Crazy people to kill Hard Rock.

I hope I'm not the only one who knows exactly what site that picture is from...

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Poop.